Old white dude at this restaurant talking like a Coli breh

[DrunkenNovice]

-There is a device that can convert urine directly to clean water but the government is hiding it

 

[skokiaan]

This what happens when you leave your basement

 

[TeenyTurner]

I'm eating at a restaurant and two old white dudes behind me talking...one guy has hella conspiracy theories. He says he was a roadie for some band I never heard of. So far he's said:

-Kurt Cobain was going to be exposed for being a p3do so he committed dat

-A lot of popular female celebrities are actually "big husky transgenders"

-Luther Vandross was poisoned by someone who wanted revenge because Luther killed their family member

-There is a cure for AIDS but only the richest people in high society have access to it

-There is a cure for herpes but Big Pharma makes more money selling the pills for symptoms

-Major League Baseball is fixed and players are often in on it

-There is a device that can convert urine directly to clean water but the government is hiding it

-Marilyn Manson comes off as calm and intelligent in interviews but he's demonic in private life

-Clothes are tight fitting these days because there is a gay agenda

-Many people immediately die after trying to read a certain Bible verse in Deuteronomy

-He started saying something about China and the Taliban being connected and they have a secret tunnel at the China-Afghanistan border, but his buddy cut him off and said it was time to leave

What does the Deuteronomy one mean?

 

[Benjamin Sisko]

I'm eating at a restaurant and two old white dudes behind me talking...one guy has hella conspiracy theories. He says he was a roadie for some band I never heard of. So far he's said:

-Kurt Cobain was going to be exposed for being a p3do so he committed dat

-A lot of popular female celebrities are actually "big husky transgenders"

-Luther Vandross was poisoned by someone who wanted revenge because Luther killed their family member

-There is a cure for AIDS but only the richest people in high society have access to it

-There is a cure for herpes but Big Pharma makes more money selling the pills for symptoms

-Major League Baseball is fixed and players are often in on it

-There is a device that can convert urine directly to clean water but the government is hiding it

-Marilyn Manson comes off as calm and intelligent in interviews but he's demonic in private life

-Clothes are tight fitting these days because there is a gay agenda

-Many people immediately die after trying to read a certain Bible verse in Deuteronomy

-He started saying something about China and the Taliban being connected and they have a secret tunnel at the China-Afghanistan border, but his buddy cut him off and said it was time to leave

I’ve read all the verses in the first four books of the Bible and didn’t die

Luther was involved in a fatal car accident but died of a heart attack decades later because he had poor health due to his diet.

It was rumored that Tom Cruise was gay and has HIV.

Tight fitting jeans been around since the 70s

 

[TEH]

I’m just mad that you never asked him for the name of his podcast.

 

[Black Mamba]

Everything this site says originated in the mind of an old white man.

Yo that sounds like an ATL episode
The ones that are separate from the plot

 

[JamesJabdi]

Sounds like a 4 hour conversation....like how long were you in that resturant

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

Sounds like a 4 hour conversation....like how long were you in that resturant

Bro, he said all that shyt in like 20 minutes, dude was straight up rambling. Mostly talked about celebrities and the government, he's definitely left-leaning though

 

[AQz]

Everything this site says originated in the mind of an old white man.

You sound like fat Joe

 

[Ganso Bomb]

-Many people immediately die after trying to read a certain Bible verse in Deuteronomy

Don't be a p*ssy, drop the verse breh

 

[RennisDeynolds]

I'm eating at a restaurant and two old white dudes behind me talking...one guy has hella conspiracy theories. He says he was a roadie for some band I never heard of. So far he's said:

-Kurt Cobain was going to be exposed for being a p3do so he committed dat

-A lot of popular female celebrities are actually "big husky transgenders"

-Luther Vandross was poisoned by someone who wanted revenge because Luther killed their family member

-There is a cure for AIDS but only the richest people in high society have access to it

-There is a cure for herpes but Big Pharma makes more money selling the pills for symptoms

-Major League Baseball is fixed and players are often in on it

-There is a device that can convert urine directly to clean water but the government is hiding it

-Marilyn Manson comes off as calm and intelligent in interviews but he's demonic in private life

-Clothes are tight fitting these days because there is a gay agenda

-Many people immediately die after trying to read a certain Bible verse in Deuteronomy

-He started saying something about China and the Taliban being connected and they have a secret tunnel at the China-Afghanistan border, but his buddy cut him off and said it was time to leave

You just missed a chance at 15 separate plat threads

 

[1thouwow]

-There is a device that can convert urine directly to clean water but the government is hiding it

That’s what the astronauts do when they go to space

 

[ba'al]

I’ve read all the verses in the first four books of the Bible and didn’t die

A lot of times when people make claims like this, they say you have to read it in the original language. It was a guy years ago who claimed he learned how to summon UFOs by learning Hebrew and reading the Old Testament.

That’s what the astronauts do when they go to space

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Cap
White people know nothing about Luther Vandross

 

[old pig]

I was ready to believe the kurt cobain rumor but then he went full retard