*British Voice*
Ahh a brilliant defense by the species "Braggadocious Faggitus", in his natural habitat. You see when the Male Braggadocious has done his mating ritual, which is to brag and cockily talk about things the other animals could not care less about, he is prone to insults from the other, less homosexual species in the jungle. When confronted, he uses his patented "I am better than you in something but I can in no way verify this". This has been evolved over many many years of forum posting, and has allowed him to survive unscathed, as the wolves found this to be so utterly annoying that it wasn't worth their time.
Shall he be so lucky today?