AEW's women's division is pretty bad... they need a star or two in the worst way. Maybe try to sign Tessa Blanchard or something.
They need
someone. Desperately. Tessa about the only person I could imagine being able to anchor a fledgling division in America not in the E... shame she's already doing it over on Impact. Who else has that ability? I mean, if they could grab Tessa, bring in Taya, drag in Allyson? A pack of halfway-thick white girls throwing each other around and looking like giants compared to the minijoshi; I could see it tracking well in like, Kansas or whatever. But at this point, it's just Impact's past/present. I wonder who out there they could pull in? Because I feel like there's a spot there, if they really use the joshi and Kong and such... NJPW doesn't have female talent, WOH is trash, WOW is almost worse, and Impact seems intent on fukking around with intergender more than anything. There's room for it, but I honestly think they can't get the workers.
I say this because I think that, for what they intend on doing, AEW will have NXT beat on everything but video packages and big match, prestige wrestling. Takeovers will wash all other wrestling events by and large, as usual. But I think AEW TV probably will have NXT beat in everything... but women's wrestling. I mean this:
WWE developmental women's wrestling is better than AEW's main roster has any hope of being as of right now. Big facts. That... should
not be the case.
But then again, the wrestling NXT puts out by and large tends to beat out WWE's main roster, too, so... eh.
They need that big female name to stand there with Cody, Nick, Matt and Kenny as the anchors of their myriad divisions. They, in effect, need their Wonder Woman, and I
do not - no - I
cannot believe Nyla, Riho, Britt or Brandi are that. They
should try and steal Kelly Klein and her Baron-Corbin-ass stomach from ROH.
(She lowkey a little bad though)
On the real, though; Sasha would eat in AEW. She's literally everything they need for that division. If this was real sports, I'd say they need to buy her contract out. Let her come in as Brandi x 100 on some 'I feel owed' heel shyt, effectively turning Brandi just out of sheer co-opting of the gimmick, and then you could bash your whole women's roster into her on some final boss villainous shyt. Instantly have a star with whoever you have beat her, but still have that big, brash personality looming around, so when she works back around to turning face, you can send her out to rep the product with Cody and Kenny and them, and you not only have a woman there, you have a minority woman with an abrasive, self-aggrandizing personality (something them NWA fans would feel at home with) and a convenient relative to bring up to solidify her minority-ness with Flair Country. It's not gonna happen but damn if she's literally not who this seems the most right for.
But... Watch them sign Priscilla.Kelly, put her in baggy pants and have her out there doing coffin drops and dikk-handle slams or something cause fukk me, right?
(Cuz. Let Tony Khan bring the bag and them nikkas sign Miesha Tate
and Holly Holm and just feed them panhandle Indy workers to just die out there in half-shoots. What's the E gonna do? Trot Ronda back out? lol. In for that fukkery.)