On the Oregon Trail.. AMA

[Gully Bull]

but please pray for Joe

 

[charmander]

how you got no food in the wagon tho

 

[SmallWars]

Live in the 1840s brehs

 

[Gully Bull]

how you got no food in the wagon tho

Traded it all for moon shine and bullets. Looking back on that decision i should of conserved my bullets instead trying to invent a bullet proof cloth wagon cover. Could of saved that for a later date

 

[charmander]

Traders it all for moon shine and bullets. Looking back on that decision i should of conserved my bullets instead trying to invent a bullet proof cloth wagon cover. Could of saved that for a later date

you on the oregon trail or the harlem one?

 

[Gully Bull]

you on the oregon trail or the harlem one?

There was a typo in my response but none the less prolly won't be traveling back east til after the summer solstice next year. We gonna prolly have to eat Joe come next Tuesday

 

[King Jae]

..Oregon trail tho...

 

[Da Jungles]

There was a typo in my response but none the less prolly won't be traveling back east til after the summer solstice next year. We gonna prolly have to eat Joe come next Tuesday

 

[Gully Bull]

..Oregon trail tho...

Prolly gonna end up veering south to warmer lands. My party member was suppose to find out how wooden wheels make it through 2 feet of snow so we would have that knowledge for the latter part of our journey but instead decided to simp saloon thots with salted buffalo meat all night

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

I use to good off the buffalo...Only can carry 300lbs of meat tho

 

[King Jae]

Prolly gonna end up veering south to warmer lands. My party member was suppose to find out how wooden wheels make it through 2 feet of snow so we would have that knowledge for the latter part of our journey but instead decided to simp saloon thots with salted buffalo meat all night

long as yall don't catch cholera or dysentery yall gone make it

 

[Gully Bull]

long as yall don't catch cholera or dysentery yall gone make it

Joe with the typhoid has been trying to keep the morale high by rapping


I dont got dysentery dripping out my buttcheeks
If i did Id Sleep on my stomach so I don't fukk up my sheets, huh


But alas repeating it for an hour straight has terrified us

 

[Gully Bull]

I use to good off the buffalo...Only can carry 300lbs of meat tho

Never understood how wolves and bears couldn't smell the seasoned food from a few miles away and attacked the wagon.

 

[Gully Bull]

Word to the would be travelers that wish to follow the Oregon trail...

Investing in sturdy animal furs to fight the cold days is a sound investment that will pay dividends every time the wind blows




Sincerely,
The guy that brought a wardrobe full of crushed velvet on this trip

 

[Gully Bull]

Updated thread title.. deciding on if I want to cross the river