On the real...why don't men like cuddling and foreplay?

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Why not foreplay:
Because I'm horny and all that extra shyt is unnecessary delay

Why not cuddling:
Because I just nutted and I'm not interested in all that extra shyt.
 
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Haha this reminds me I use to cuddle with this one bytch that had to be damn near 200 pounds. Her breath ALWAYS stunk and I remember this one night in particular when I was going underneath the covers to play with her booty and it smelled like straight ass :what:. There was this other time I was going to hit that missionary so I had her leg pits inbetween my biceps and forearm pit and had her legs cocked far back and it smelled like musky open booty :what:. God did she have some huge t*ts and nipples but I will never mess with a big bytch again :no:

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What else is booty spos to smell like?
 

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If we in a relationship then yeah I gotta be wrapped up with my girl. I'm good at giving space so when we alone I enjoy closing that space more. Things like cuddling and foreplay is like the chick upgrading her status with me for more perks. If I'm just fukkin the bytch then I'ma just leave it at fukkin and not bring her or I any confusion.
 
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Love it when she's cuddles from behinds and whispers in my ears
Oh and if she's rubs my nipples god damn
 

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heres the deal, atleast for me

Ok, i typed about 5 sentences and erased them trying to put this the right way, ill make it simple.

ITS A WASTE OF TIME

Lets fukk and get back to life. I dont rly do relationship stuff but i mean being with a girl you like is amazing, but we dont gotta cuddle like wtf thats the gayest shyt ever

Ok, to summarize, these are the reasons
1. waste of time
2. blue balls
3. gay as hell(cuddling)
 

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As for cuddling position, a good one is face to face and putting your knee in between her legs and snuggle it right up underneath the vagina. :whew:
this reminds me of when ur watchin nat geo an theyre talkin bout some tribe of elk and their mating rituals. shyt jus sounds off to me like when i visualize someone doing this the male involved is always a faq
 

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look this is what i consider foreplay

when that bytch is takin her leg an rubbin her thigh over ur dikk while ur trying to pay attentin in class. thats foreplay

I need some next level shyt, fukk cuddling i want to come home with a trail of weed leading to our backyard, then have her sittin in the trees with 2 leaves covering her nipples an elf ears on, talkin bout come into my enchanted garden where no one can see us

fukk cuddling
 

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Hey guys let's make this thread about good foreplay techniques. What usually gets them going is rubbing my rock hard cock, like dry humping/rubbing it on their crotch/vaginal area. Then I tell them to grab my hard cock and it's usually game over.

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someone needs to ban this dude @cook
 
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heres the deal, atleast for me

Ok, i typed about 5 sentences and erased them trying to put this the right way, ill make it simple.

ITS A WASTE OF TIME

Lets fukk and get back to life. I dont rly do relationship stuff but i mean being with a girl you like is amazing, but we dont gotta cuddle like wtf thats the gayest shyt ever

Ok, to summarize, these are the reasons
1. waste of time
2. blue balls
3. gay as hell(cuddling)


Yeah I'm gay for holding my naked body onto a female's naked body get out of here you suppressed homosexual. :camby:
 
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Well... that's I guess one definition. But really, foreplay is all mental breh.

Imma let you in on a secret.

For the masters... The true virtuosos of sex, everything is foreplay.

It's having the foresight to clean and cut your nails before you see her.
It's the song that's playing in your car when you pick her up on the date.
It's knowing her well enough to watch her eyes as she reads the menu and order her favorite dish for her without her saying a word.
It's the cadence in your voice and the way you interact with her in a way that's both self-effacing and confident.
It's knowing your position when you're walking with her (the man always walks closer to the road).
etc... etc...

Real foreplay, TRUE foreplay is an aggregate of a thousand little things that will have her thinking all night, "Wow he's the shyt! :wub:". And then, then when you get to the bedroom... :banderas: Oh man, it's a whole different set of techniques.

There are levels to this shyt.





:ohhh:

After all these yrs, I'm still learning new lessons.

:wow:
 
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