On your next date brehs order an ice water with a slice of lemon or cucumber

[Robo Squirrel]

you got that my boy!



I’m I can’t compete

You damn right.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

ice on the side por favor

So now you are speaking Spanish in an Italian restaurant?

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Are you really taking advice from him?

Better than sippin sink water n swatting gnats from the lemons Alvin

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Better than sippin sink water n swatting gnats from the lemons Alvin

If you don't pick me up this time...

 

[shopthatwrecks]

If you don't pick me up this time...

Cage or pillow case

 

[Nymbus]

So now you are speaking Spanish in an Italian restaurant?

sí more ciabatta garçon

 

[Greenhornet]

on a related note... drink lemon water daily

it will help you lose weight and digestive tract
the lemon tricks you into thinking you're full, as well as the water
in turn you get hydrated and have better skin/healthier etc

been doing this daily for a few years and can attest that it changed my life

added in a probiotic this year and meals have digested faster and more regular too

 

[NZA]

just go for the perrier or pellegrino and then her panties will slide off under the table

and if you really want to get crazy, order topo chico and brace yourself for a wild ride, brehs

 

[Oatmeal]

Nah this young goofy boy thinking but do what yall do. Imagine putting on such a front to impress someone you barely know

Edit:just asked this white woman at work. She said shed think you're either gay or too broke to afford a real drink

 

[Rollie Forbes]

@Flying Squirrel

DAP + REPUTATION

 

[CopiousX]

Nah this young goofy boy thinking but do what yall do. Imagine putting on such a front to impress someone you barely know

Edit:just asked this white woman at work. She said shed think you're either gay or too broke to afford a real drink

 

[tuckgod]

They don’t wash the outside of the lemon before slicing it and putting it in your drink so enjoy that hint of saltiness from the sweat of the Chilean day laborer that picked your lemon.

 

[Shakeydog]

I always do it’s my go to
I put lemon slices in my gallons of water at home

 

[P90]

Can you you dig that baby?

Females go crazy when they hear it.



Thank me later.

I prefer sparkling water with ice and lime in a down glass.

goes well with the top hat and monocle.

 

[Thegospel]

Lol dont get triggered by me mentioning she was white. If she was Mexican or whatever id say that. Point is.......i knew it was weak and women don't care about it.