On your next date brehs order an ice water with a slice of lemon or cucumber

[shopthatwrecks]

Order a free drink and think it’s a flex brehs

order a free drink that comes in a glass bottle....whole time she thinking like a rodent "niggga coulda got some rain water"

 

[DJSmooth]

Lol I went through every post in this thread and I still don't understand.

If I'm on a date I want a water and we are immediately ordering drinks. I might not even touch the water the entire date.

 

[swerve]

Tried this last night


bytch looked at me and said big dikk energy

 

[Thegospel]

Tried this last night


bytch looked at me and said big dikk energy

Lies lies.

 

[Treblemaka]

This whole thread is either straight comedy or just sad.

Seeing as it's the Coli I'm not sure which

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Can you you dig that baby?

Females go crazy when they hear it.



Thank me later.

wait anibreh?

Is this you @Squirrel?

like did you change your name?

 

[swerve]

Lies lies.

 

[frush11]

And then ask for sugar and make lemonade without paying

 

[The Lyon King]

She gonna look at you like

This broke ass nikka trying to make free lemonade. Got like 25 empty sugar packs piled on the table and shyt...waitress looking at you like

 

[Rozay Oro]

One agua on the rocks with lemon

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I prefer sparkling water with ice and lime in a down glass.

goes well with the top hat and monocle.

Very classy.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

 

[frush11]

She gonna look at you like

This broke ass nikka trying to make free lemonade. Got like 25 empty sugar packs piled on the table and shyt...waitress looking at you like

Women do this all the time

 

[Robo Squirrel]

That's how I KNOW you are ugly.



Smmfh.

Bump.

 

[King Sun]

Man did you just binge watch the fresh prince recently