One Friday night you stumble into the bar bathroom drunk

[Aba_juggin]

You try to take a piss but you trip, fall, hit your head against the stall and pass out God comes to you in your dream like state and grants you three pathways in life. He says he can reverse time to 18 and give you a choice of four paths. Failure to stick to the four paths you choose will put u back in your present state:


1. Studying to be a lawyer

2. A premed student about to begin college

3. Studying to be computer scientist who spends about 5-6 hours a day writing code

4. Studying to be a teacher for an inner city urban school district

Then there a twist. God says you must spend 10-20 years in that path. And if you quit to early he'll send you back to your present drunk state. Well which shall it be and why?

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

can i just keep on drinking?

 

[Aba_juggin]

can i just keep on drinking?

Fine by me but if you're lying on the disgusting bathroom floor and your friends are too drunk to notice for the next hour then by all means

 

[Heafcliffe]

3...a nikka bout to come up.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Fine by me but if you're lying on the disgusting bathroom floor and your friends are too drunk to notice for the next hour then by all means

 

[Aba_juggin]

3...a nikka bout to come up.

What about being a teacher and inspiring kids

 

[Tunez]

We off living, let god take my soul

 

[MoroccanBoy]

All of those options are awful lmao.

 

[Heafcliffe]

What about being a teacher and inspiring kids

Definitely. Once I am established, I would pass down my knowledge to the youngins.

 

[hatealot]

We off living, let god take my soul

 

[goatmane]

#3 easy... aint that a mufukkin job lol

plus it has the best work / life balance.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

i'll keep my life the same way

 

[Eddy Gordo]

What about being a teacher and inspiring kids

Fukk Dem kids

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I'm good where I am

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Convoluted ass shyt