Honestly, I'd just eat porridge/oatmeal.
Take some of the eggs, toast and taters and I'm good. It probably tastes OK but it's such a random azz mix of foods.
Can't even call it traditional since tomatoes are New World food.
HOWEVER.....I'm sure they think our shyt is weird too. Pancakes/waffles with fried chicken (or catfish), eggs, hash browns, cheese grits and orange juice.