One minute you're driving down the road, the next an elephant is charging towards you

[CopiousX]

If it takes 100 nikkas to defeat a gorilla, I wonder how many it would take to beat an elephant

Depends on how much Chipotle they had beforehand...



I'm a firm believer that 100 men passing gas simultaneously could kill 10 elephants.

 

[Capitol]

People getting ran off the block by gorillas and elephants. This generation soft AF

 

[85 East]

If it takes 100 nikkas to defeat a gorilla, I wonder how many it would take to beat an elephant

Not very many. We used to kill and eat mammoths which were way more violent. Spears did the job.

 

[Trips]

Seeing the elephant's shadow behind me would have sent me to Jesus

Clearly that Elephant been waiting for his ass. Like ya buddy. You been talkin that shyt, didn't expect to see me here.

bike > your feet

Given how he was runnin. Even if that Bike topped at 20 MPH, he was better served staying on that shyt and tryin to drive forward.

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

Bus driver hit him with the

 

[null]

dangerous video style ...

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

Elephant was really chasing him like a dog off the leash I'm crying

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Closest you’ll ever get chased by a dinosaur


I know he shyt himself too

 

[Roid Jones]

Why get that close

Why get off the bike

 

[Human Torch]

Woulda rolled up the trunk and went off the top of his head like a ramp…excitebike style

 

[DaRealness]

Elephants been on some b.s recently it seems

 

[Da King]

 

[SheWantTheD]

 

[⠀X ⠀]

If only he had a really fast getaway vehicle…

 

[CopiousX]

Elephants been on some b.s recently it seems

Nah, owner might as well call that elephant Daddy.


that's his grocery store now.