One of my homeboys is thinking of getting an escort...

[Illuminatos]

Yeah so this guy I know...a real cool guy, I mean we go way back Well he's got some money left over from Christmas and instead of wasting it on trivial items such as video games and clothes he wants to invest it into something constructive that will improve his life in a better way AKA an escort. Now he's got a girl that he's probably going to smash sometime soon but the problem is that homey said he's a virgin and he's most likely going to embarrass himself. SO he wants a escort to practice on a couple times to get the hang of things.

Now I've told him that I don't think this is a good idea because he might catch something or get arrested. But he's not listening to me of course.

I know we have a bunch of avid p*ssy buyers so I'd like ya'll thoughts.

 

[mozichrome]

decided to make this thread after that 600 posts and no threads joint huh

 

[Just Rod]

Your "friend" needs to just smash some of this free available p*ssy out here. No point in paying for what you can get free. If you got the internet and a lil bit of game aint no reason to ever buy p*ssy.

 

[Illuminatos]

decided to make this thread after that 600 posts and no threads joint huh

YUP!

 

[Illuminatos]

Your "friend" needs to just smash some of this free available p*ssy out here. No point in paying for what you can get free. If you got the internet and a lil bit of game aint no reason to ever buy p*ssy.

Not sure why you put "friend" in quotes but yeah I def agree. He's lazy af though.

 

[NSSVO]

Tell him to close his eyes and enjoy the ride.

 

[the cool]

Why you put friend nikka? We know it's you!

 

[mortuus est]

dont waste time on an escort if u dont know what u are doing, she will know and just give your boy the "you got 10minutes left" line, which leaves a lot of guys in distress.

 

[Bay Area]

Dont waste your virginity on a hooker. Most nikkas aint fukkin like porn stars their first time, if the broad judges you at least you got your nut

 

[Illuminatos]

Why you put friend nikka? We know it's you!

I'd never buy an escort sir. I'm comfortable where I'm at right now because I know my time is cumming.

 

[the cool]

I'd never buy an escort sir. I'm comfortable where I'm at right now because I know my time is cumming.

 

[Illuminatos]

You think I'm lying? Lying is a sin and an abomination to God. You think I would disrespect God?

 

[Illuminatos]

Dont waste your virginity on a hooker. Most nikkas aint fukkin like porn stars their first time, if the broad judges you at least you got your nut

Good point. I'll tell him that. I even told him that if she judges you like that then she wasn't shyt to begin with. Just nut in her face and show her who's the boss.

 

[aXiom]

nikkas still driving Fords in 2014

 

[Jordan>>LeFrozen]

You think I'm lying? Lying is a sin and an abomination to God. You think I would disrespect God?

u cursed in the OP. Cursing is a sin which is an abomination to god