One of my homeboys is thinking of getting an escort...

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u cursed in the OP. Cursing is a sin which is an abomination to god
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Where did I curse in the OP? :dwillhuh:
 
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He better do his research and get a really legit one

Lots of shyt could go wrong

Once scam that's popular with escorts is that they send some scary looking motherfukker up to your room (usually the girls pimp) and then they extort money from you then the girl comes in the room and asks for more money then says she has to go an give it to the guy and you never see her again after that

Sometimes they'll just jump you on some grimy shyt

That doesn't happen often but it happens
 

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He better do his research and get a really legit one

Lots of shyt could go wrong

Once scam that's popular with escorts is that they send some scary looking motherfukker up to your room (usually the girls pimp) and then they extort money from you then the girl comes in the room and asks for more money then says she has to go an give it to the guy and you never see her again after that

Sometimes they'll just jump you on some grimy shyt

That doesn't happen often but it happens

:damn:

Don't they have sites where you can review the chicks to see if they're legit? :patrice:
 

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Out here in my damn drawls
nikkas still driving Fords in 2014 :dwillhuh:

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dont waste time on an escort if u dont know what u are doing, she will know and just give your boy the "you got 10minutes left" line, which leaves a lot of guys in distress.


:ufdup: The bytch better consider it pro-bono until I get all of my nuts off
 

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Tdot.. till the death of me
we know its you breh :laff: dotn bother replying with some jazz about its your friend, cuz I wont beleive you anyways.

my advice, is dont do it....will you embarass yourself? probably :manny: but we all do on our first time. You dont wanna go down knowing yoru first was to some paid puzzy.

i remember my first time was a dizaster. I couldnt even find the hole :why: sh!t was so low....then when I finally found it I was :ahh: but I was so happy that i found it, that I forgot to push my meat in..

shes like ":usure: you have to PUSH"

:pachaha: I was all the way fukked up breh. hopefully she didnt catch on that I was a virgin
 

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Tell your homie to save that money for the escort until AFTER he loses his virginity. Then it will be money well spent, you'll be able to compare the experiences with more....detail:win:

'Wholesome' memories are important. I can't imagine looking back at myself losing my virginity to a damned prostitute. bytch got all types of pain and bad memories in her spirit. :scusthov:
 

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we know its you breh :laff: dotn bother replying with some jazz about its your friend, cuz I wont beleive you anyways.

my advice, is dont do it....will you embarass yourself? probably :manny: but we all do on our first time. You dont wanna go down knowing yoru first was to some paid puzzy.

i remember my first time was a dizaster. I couldnt even find the hole :why: sh!t was so low....then when I finally found it I was :ahh: but I was so happy that i found it, that I forgot to push my meat in..

shes like ":usure: you have to PUSH"

:pachaha: I was all the way fukked up breh. hopefully she didnt catch on that I was a virgin

Like I said lying is an abomination to God and I'd never disrespect my Lord and Savior. :pachaha:
 

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:ufdup: The bytch better consider it pro-bono until I get all of my nuts off

i dunno where you're from but around me these escorts drop that "5 minutes 5 minutes"

my cousin told me this happened i think 3 times with different ones

lucky i got mines before they said that shyt tho :whew:
 
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