One of the Best Things About Being Grown Is...

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Eating cereal at night

My momma used to be on that BULLshyt, talking bout I can't have no cereal at night

I used to be like why momma

Oh, I can eat some rice, but I can't eat Rice Krispies Having a nikka walking back to his room like

nikka I'm eating some Cinnamon Toasters (You heard me right, that generic shyt in a bag) right now as we speak. fukk that shyt my momma was talking about

 

[sanityovar8ted]

what I liked about being grown was having my own apt, at least til I learned about bills

 

[Ricky Church]

I can do whatever the fukk I want.

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

Eating Ice Cream and Waffles at 4 in the morn....ain't nuthin better!

 

[Michael's Black Son]

.....blowing a chick's back out during the course of 2-3 sessions in a single night
.....walking to your bathroom with nothing on to flush the rubber, then taking a piss
.....using the toilet with the door open not giving a fvck
.....all your food/drink being at the same quantities as when you left them in the morning
.....pissing in the kitchen sink like just for the fvck of it
.....chicks walking around your crib butt ass naked with azz shaking all over the place
.....knowing you have somewhere to go when people get on your nerves, even if that means being alone for the night
.....feeling like your crib is a place because no one else put in on that shyt but YOU

 

[kp404]

.....blowing a chick's back out during the course of 2-3 sessions in a single night
.....walking to your bathroom with nothing on to flush the rubber, then taking a piss
.....using the toilet with the door open not giving a fvck
.....all your food/drink being at the same quantities as when you left them in the morning

.....chicks walking around your crib butt ass naked with azz shaking all over the place
.....knowing you have somewhere to go when people get on your nerves, even if that means being alone for the night
.....feeling like your crib is a place because no one else put in on that shyt but YOU

All of these :ohlawdmosex:

 

[no.]

.....blowing a chick's back out during the course of 2-3 sessions in a single night
.....walking to your bathroom with nothing on to flush the rubber, then taking a piss
.....using the toilet with the door open not giving a fvck
.....all your food/drink being at the same quantities as when you left them in the morning
.....pissing in the kitchen sink like just for the fvck of it
.....chicks walking around your crib butt ass naked with azz shaking all over the place
.....knowing you have somewhere to go when people get on your nerves, even if that means being alone for the night
.....feeling like your crib is a place because no one else put in on that shyt but YOU

Breh, that is just unhygienic

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Breh, that is just unhygienic

probably, but some hot water and Palmolive (and good aim) helps as well

 

[NZA]

probably, but some hot water and Palmolive (and good aim) helps as well

i know michael taught you better than that

 

[TrueAlphaMale]

Best thing about being an adult is getting drunk and pissing in the front of a church and then falling asleep a few inches from your piss puddle

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Living alone and being able walk around the whole house nakey with all the windows open to air dry my body after a shower instead of being confined to a single room and having to lock the door in case my ma or sister walked in

 

[Michael's Black Son]

i know michael taught you better than that

 

[JamilALAmin]

probably, but some hot water and Palmolive (and good aim) helps as well

I piss in the sink sometimes too homie

 

[The Burger King]

Watch, you're gonna choke on a piece of cereal, and wish you'd listened to your mama

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

i moved out when i was 17...off to college.
lived in the dorms for a year and then moved off campus.
all kinds of fukkery.

my pops said "you aint ready to live on your own...you'll be back."
i took that as a personal challenge.

one day he rolled up on me at my job to say hi.
then he busted open his wallet and offered me some cash.
i told him "no thanks pop, i'm good."

he looked at me like

don't get it twisted, i could have used the cash but it was the principle of the matter.
i was 18 years old working my way through college.
40 hours a week with a full course load living with some real fukk ups but i wanted him to know that i could do it.