One thing I know that is 100% better than sex
- Thread starter Screwtape
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a beastly cold beer on a scorching summers day
As a prelude to dancing but not actually as good as dancing
OP wiggles his hips on tiktok 
yeah i'm the one nikka chicks never had to beg to take them dancing. i been cuttin up rugs at family functions since i was four years old. my moms tried to get me into dance school around the time of kindergarten but once my pops saw the leotards & mango little boys who clapped with their hands completely flat he spazzed out on my mother & forbid it lmao. then he took me to tee ball so i could get ready for little league instead
pops can dance his ass off too while you bullshyttin, way taller than me & smooth as fukk even with geriatric levels of flabbiness & a mega flat top. me, him, and my sister with my sister being the hands down best. she'll fukk you up like ciara lol. my moms & brother nah but we never clown them or nothing
pops can dance his ass off too while you bullshyttin, way taller than me & smooth as fukk even with geriatric levels of flabbiness & a mega flat top. me, him, and my sister with my sister being the hands down best. she'll fukk you up like ciara lol. my moms & brother nah but we never clown them or nothing
Billie Jean
everything I did wrong...worked.
The coli full of brehs with arthritis and back painI just finished listening to Thriller fam I'm just about to run it back
Keep dancin king
Fill Collins
Able to get note from doctor
Miss me with that, I got flat feet 
Cooking tho
Making pasta sauce and meatballs
from scratch 
Being drunk and grilling up some bratwurst
Making your own marinades
Homemade fries
Loaded potato soup
Even being crossfaded and baking a really shytty frozen pizza
Cooking tho
Making pasta sauce and meatballs
from scratch Being drunk and grilling up some bratwurst
Making your own marinades
Homemade fries
Loaded potato soup
Even being crossfaded and baking a really shytty frozen pizza
duck
Bills Mafia
Op closes his refrigerator door with his hips
Ezekiel 25:17
Veteran
Motorcycles for me
When you're off a bean and you got a female on you that is 100% matching your wavelength on that dance floor
I miss my 20s brehs
Yeah... See this is what I'm saying
Enjoy your youth brehs
The coli full of brehs with arthritis and back pain
Keep dancin king
I got these thick socks on this old shiny laminate breh I'm going off
humminbird
Veteran
but I don't like dancing 