One thing I know that is 100% better than sex

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yeah i'm the one nikka chicks never had to beg to take them dancing. i been cuttin up rugs at family functions since i was four years old. my moms tried to get me into dance school around the time of kindergarten but once my pops saw the leotards & mango little boys who clapped with their hands completely flat he spazzed out on my mother & forbid it lmao. then he took me to tee ball so i could get ready for little league instead

pops can dance his ass off too while you bullshyttin, way taller than me & smooth as fukk even with geriatric levels of flabbiness & a mega flat top. me, him, and my sister with my sister being the hands down best. she'll fukk you up like ciara lol. my moms & brother nah but we never clown them or nothing
 

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It was a joke!
Miss me with that, I got flat feet :stopitslime::to:

Cooking tho:ahh:

Making pasta sauce and meatballs :dame: from scratch :wow:

Being drunk and grilling up some bratwurst :wow:

Making your own marinades :wow:

Homemade fries :blessed:

Loaded potato soup :blessed:

Even being crossfaded and baking a really shytty frozen pizza :noah:
 
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