Rock's Hairline is the worst alias in the history of aliases. It's not even horrible in a comical way, it's just outright bad. That account is the Kris Lewie of aliases.

Look at that full, lush, golden head of hair on Page, jabroni.
The Rock's Hairline is up this morning. The Rock's Hairline is up every morning.


was hilarious and still is


when the best aliases are wrestling related (the first thread inducted to the rafters was that wrestling thread).
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the post was so horrible that it got me cracking up