One trillion dollars or a 10 minute dinner with Jesus?

[Yinny]

I’d be all kinds of blasphemous with a trilly

 

[MuzzyP]

If this confirms Jesus, just take the trillion and start going back to church.

 

[NoMorePie]

Instead of 10 minute dinner with Jesus, how about being revealed all of the world's secrets, like


1 trillion dollars, or...

Getting to know;
Whats beyond the ice walls
Whats the deepest known point in our oceans
WHERE THE HELL IS MH370
Whats in area 51

 

[TheMailMan]

A Fanta with @Juggalo Fred

I'm pretty sure he only drinks faygo lol

 

[Deltron]

Instead of 10 minute dinner with Jesus, how about being revealed all of the world's secrets, like

Whats in area 51

Obviously before area 52 and after 50

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

10 minute discussion with Jesus would have a roundtable of my mother, grandmother, uncle, my sister in law, my brother in law, MF DOOM, Shock G, Dusty Rhodes, Macho Man, and etc


That alone means more than fukking money and jewelry

 

[Sad Bunny]

you being disrespectful b

Me or the person who created the tweet?

 

[JuvenileHell]

Always
Take
The Money

 

[Suge Shot Me]

Is dinner with Jay-Z still an option?

 

[Why-Fi]

if "Jesus" is here shyt is about to go down

if somebodys willing to give lil ol me a trilly, it must be worthless already

ill take the dinner

edit: the real Jesus, not the florida evans, shaggy from the paintings

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

how he gonna communicate with your ass you dont speak Latin or sumerian... give me the trillion dollars...

He turned water to wine and multiplied fish and bread…I think his good on language.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

10 minutes with Jesus cuz it better mean I'm DEAD

 

[Fillerguy]

nikka like 7 books out, the fukk he got to say new? Pay me

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

What’s he gonna talk to me about? Carpeting tips? Give me the money

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven.. when I awoke I spent that on a necklace