Online Dating Desperation

[Pdiddy]

if you lived the myspace era......

I used to go HAM on Blackplanet

 

[Pdiddy]

Yahoo messenger

I thought I was the only one who was up on the Yahoo Messenger game.lol

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Yes, actually. I ended up talking to a bunch of cool guys. I'm actually going to drop acid with one next week hahah.

Drop acid with brehs you won't let smash brehettes. what can possibly go wrong

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Years ago, before I was married, I tried online dating.
It's like this.
1. The pretty ones have high standards. They know it's 100 guys to 1 female ratio and they know it. You will never get a response unless your profile makes you look like you are Derek Jeter and have a million dollars.
2. The ugly ones will respond to you.
3. Unless you are Brad Pitt or something like that, don't expect responses from any pretty women.
4. The ugly ones are really ugly.

5. the good ones never look as good as the pics

6. if they are beautiful, single, and need to be on pof just to find a man.... something is wrong with them

 

[unit321]

5. the good ones never look as good as the pics

6. if they are beautiful, single, and need to be on pof just to find a man.... something is wrong with them

I don't remember the online dating site I went on. It was free. POF didn't exist at the time. The one woman who contacted me was nasty looking. Just nasty. I showed the picture she sent to my to one of my friends. He mocked me and laughed about it for awhile. The picture was of her holding her son, who was around 1 or 2 years old. So my friend photoshop'ed a picture of me onto the baby's face. It was disgusting. Looking back, I guess it was kind of funny.

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

I have used OKC and got plenty of replies. I have pulled pretty women but these women expect you to be models and will put no effort as they have plenty of options.

Also I am not into smashing easy women from dating sites. She is getting hundreds of messages, if she is quick to fukk..she been getting ran through.

It makes average woman extremely delusional. I meet women in person now. It is so much better.

 

[The Goodz]

Smh remember Black Planet. I was meeting chicks on there easily at 15-16 years old.

breh them chicks overseas on BP trying to get some black men were crazy, and I happily obliged

 

[Solano707]

You know what gets me...

On POF, hoes be plastering their page with "Follow me on Instragram..."

bytch

I aint the one to inflame our fragile ego. Tie superficial likes to your self-worth brehettes

 

[KingMalik]

Years ago, before I was married, I tried online dating.
It's like this.
1. The pretty ones have high standards. They know it's 100 guys to 1 female ratio and they know it. You will never get a response unless your profile makes you look like you are Derek Jeter and have a million dollars.
2. The ugly ones will respond to you.
3. Unless you are Brad Pitt or something like that, don't expect responses from any pretty women.
4. The ugly ones are really ugly.

I tried POF one time

Never again

I sent out 30 messages. Got 3 back. And they was all ugly. One was in a wheelchair and deformed

I don't even know how that website is profitable because it does absolutely nothing of men. You can't be serious with that shyt

 

[MikelArteta]

I tried POF one time

Never again

I sent out 30 messages. Got 3 back. And they was all ugly. One was in a wheelchair and deformed

I don't even know how that website is profitable because it does absolutely nothing of men. You can't be serious with that shyt

back in the day it was better, but thast really old in a nutshell for men. Its a sausage fest, and every loser and socially inept loser is bombarding every woman with hundred of messages daily

WHen I used those sites, it was always the women who messaged me first who I actually ended up meeting or at least getting their phone numbers.

I mean what are these brehettes offering most not anything all but a average ass face but you gotta come up with something "witty" to say and then you get a thanks or some corny question back just eh. Plus you have to "sell" yourself.

Real life is so much better and easier

 

[KingMalik]

back in the day it was better, but thast really old in a nutshell for men. Its a sausage fest, and every loser and socially inept loser is bombarding every woman with hundred of messages daily

WHen I used those sites, it was always the women who messaged me first who I actually ended up meeting or at least getting their phone numbers.

I mean what are these brehettes offering most not anything all but a average ass face but you gotta come up with something "witty" to say and then you get a thanks or some corny question back just eh. Plus you have to "sell" yourself.

Real life is so much better and easier

I'll never get those 20 minutes back

Waste of time

Never pulled anything lower than a 6/7 IRL but, on POF, fat ugly chicks and girls in wheelchairs were the only girls I could garner interest from

Not disrespecting the wheelchair girl because I don't want that kinda karma. God bless her heart but, still

 

[mr. smoke weed]

if you can pull hoes IRL you can pull hoes online or on the moon

be a unicorn not another normal lame fakkit

 

[MikelArteta]

I'll never get those 20 minutes back

Waste of time

Never pulled anything lower than a 6/7 IRL but, on POF, fat ugly chicks and girls in wheelchairs were the only girls I could garner interest from

Not disrespecting the wheelchair girl because I don't want that kinda karma. God bless her heart but, still

even that girl in the wheelchair prob has like 100 msgs

hell not to brag or anything but i've smashed legit models, cavorted with drs, lawyers, accountants chicks with their mba, laid with big titty chicks, dated legit pawgs. Yet when I go to these dating sites I gotta be some clown jester using witty lines just to be one minion in some 100 meter race heat for some average ass slore I wouldn't even look at in real life. but thanks to filters she looking better than she is.

 

[Flay Mayweather]

You not doing it right. When I'm on POF I just insult them and they basically respond. I got this one chick who wants to smash too.

 

[KingMalik]

even that girl in the wheelchair prob has like 100 msgs

hell not to brag or anything but i've smashed legit models, cavorted with drs, lawyers, accountants chicks with their mba, laid with big titty chicks, dated legit pawgs. Yet when I go to these dating sites I gotta be some clown jester using witty lines just to be one minion in some 100 meter race heat for some average ass slore I wouldn't even look at in real life. but thanks to filters she looking better than she is.

It's a waste of time.

Let the chicks have their attention/Internet validation. They gotta log off one day and come back to the real world.