Online Simps Are Truly Puzzling To Me

[MikelArteta]

no, he introduced me to the site. He's been here since SOHH

We did, however, meet on okcupid

did you message first?

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

did you message first?

Nope. I'm so glad he did though

 

[MikelArteta]

which coli poster is this

 

[MikelArteta]

Nope. I'm so glad he did though

aw

did you fall for him right away?

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

male simps talking about drinking bath water, marry me and all that get nothing

while the niccaz in the shadow who say nothin are in dem guts

This

 

[Brofato]

I suspect some are hoping to get ass/tittay/p*ssy pics, or even a meet up, if the person lives close enough.

They wouldn't do it if the shyt didn't work on some chicks.

It does work more often than people would think.

Some of the girls I've spoken too have told me stories of guys like that. I've never really gotten the point of doing all that publicly. I could never imagine calling a girl a princess even in private, let alone an open forum.

Then there are the girls who seem bothered by it but still give into it and will try to tell you stories about how much they hate it and ignored the guy not knowing that you know him and knew she was calling him daddy and all kinds of shyt.

 

[Matt504]

get married brehs

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

aw

did you fall for him right away?

When we went out, the chemistry was crazy. It wasn't a first date. It was as if we knew each other for a long time. We still interact how we did on the first date come to think of it.... Always sarcastic, joking and keeping each other on our toes

Now we're just building a future together. Still having fun and talking about the coli

 

[KOOL-AID]

why the hate friends

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

I suspect some are hoping to get ass/tittay/p*ssy pics, or even a meet up, if the person lives close enough.

They wouldn't do it if the shyt didn't work on some chicks.

For every 99 no's, there could be a yes

 

[MikelArteta]

When we went out, the chemistry was crazy. It wasn't a first date. It was as if we knew each other for a long time. We still interact how we did on the first date come to think of it.... Always sarcastic, joking and keeping each other on our toes

Now we're just building a future together. Still having fun and talking about the coli

:

 

[bogey_j]

You know...some compare displaying unconditional love to simping

whats the absence of unconditional love?...indifference

seeing a fellow member of mankind as above you isn't good

but neither is seeing a fellow member of mankind as lower than you...

what happened in the garden of eden?

satan(fixated on his beauty as lucifer) deceived eve=superiority complex(hides feelings of inferiority)
adam chose to listen to eve over GOD(isn't a respecter of persons)=inferiority complex(hides feelings of superiority)

see a connection with what is happening in the world?

"There is neither Male or Female...Jew or Gentile..You are all one in christ"

satan saw the woman was the most vulnerable...

adam was actually the stronger one

ever wonder why theres alot of music out promoting inferiority complexes(hides feelings of superiority) toward the black community?

 

[Dwolf]

For every 99 no's, there could be a yes

Those odds are turrible

 

[Arris]

I be wanting to simp @The5thLetter sometimes but my personality just isn't suited for it

internet simping is extremely pointless unless you do it for fun like @KOOL-AID

 

[RiffRaff]

Most of those dudes who post the absurd comments are just trying to be funny. The real online simps are in their DM's