*orders butt pads off Amazon for all-star weekend*

[Kliq_Souf]

I'm here to help -


1. Kobe Bryant
$27,849,000
2. Brandon Roy
$21,459,805
3. Dirk Nowitzki
$20,907,128
4. Gilbert Arenas
$20,807,922
5. Amare Stoudemire
$19,948,799
6. Joe Johnson
$19,752,645
7. Carmelo Anthony
$19,450,000
8. Dwight Howard
$19,261,200
9. Pau Gasol
$19,000,000
10. Elton Brand
$18,160,354
11. Chris Paul
$17,779,457
12. Kevin Durant
$17,548,838
13. LeBron James
$17,545,000
14. Chris Bosh
$17,545,000
15. Deron Williams
$17,177,795
16. Dwyane Wade
$17,024,000
17. Paul Pierce
$16,790,345
18. Zach Randolph
$16,500,000
19. Andrew Bynum
$16,473,002
20. Rudy Gay
$16,460,532
21. Derrick Rose
$16,402,500
22. Rashard Lewis
$15,052,181
23. Al Jefferson
$15,000,000
24. Carlos Boozer
$15,000,000
25. Baron Davis
$14,850,000
26. Andre Iguodala
$14,718,250
27. Manu Ginobili
$14,107,492
28. Marc Gasol
$13,891,359
29. Eric Gordon
$13,668,750
29. Kevin Love

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Can I atleast get a finders fee if you come up? I think Al Jefferson should be your primary target, great low post game but not too bright, plus his ex was hideous looking.

 

[Brooklynzson]

 

[Just like bruddas]

Me and my girls had a conference earlier today and in our findings we all came to the same conclusion "the bigger the beard, the bigger the simp."

See poster @Willstyles for example.

you mad Im not simping you

 

[ROFL_GUY]

 

[PortCityProphet]

Who said anything about fukking though?

My mouth has been said to be better than p*ssy.

how you gonna get pregnant and hit em up for child support then? you need to review your groupie handbook

 

[Captain Crunch]

how you gonna get pregnant and hit em up for child support then? you need to review your groupie handbook

Turkey baster

 

[Da King]

bytchES GOTTA EAT TOO. - YouTube

Cube

 

[Brock Landers]

A bunch of dudes will be walking around with safety pins stabbing these bytches in the ass to make sure that shyt doesn't deflate on them right then and there, and if the bytch doesn't scream well then...you know it's a fake

We stabbin butts out here brehs

 

[ROFL_GUY]

A bunch of dudes will be walking around with safety pins stabbing these bytches in the ass to make sure that shyt doesn't deflate on them right then and there, and if the bytch doesn't scream well then...you know it's a fake

We stabbin butts out here brehs

 

[Kings County]

then contracts is guarenteed playboy :haha: alan houston was the highest payed player in the nba 2 years after he retired :haha:

 

[CJ]

 

[SumBlackguyz]

You gonna fukk around and more shyt come off with the butt pads like Keenan Ivory Wayans

 

[ChiefQueen]

Whatever you do, leave Bron and Durant alone, they have loving families

Durant as in Kevin Durant? Since when?