Overly Bold Shyt You've Said to People

[BlvdBrawler]

This reeeeeeally young-looking waitress at a chinese buffet gave me her # once. I didn't know how old she was till she started txting like a child. Uppercase and lowercase mismatched shyt you know the type. So once I found out she was 18, I told her, "You're really too young for me to take you seriously but you can come by and drop off some p*ssy if you want."

I never heard from her again.

 

[tonyclifton]

a lot to be honest.. im a blunt kinds of dude


but one time i was drunk as hell and i smashed this chick who had to have been the most boring lay of all time

when we were done she hit me with the '' you didnt seem that interested

and i hit her with the '' thats cuz you move like terry shiavo. it was obviously around the time that shyt was goin on


i walked out, took a a shot and gave not one fukk that day

 

[MoeDollaZ$]

i told this one bytch at work that "if your boyfriend dont hit it right call me up" or sum shyt like that i was jetset so i really didnt give a fukk this bytch tried to act like she wasnt feelin it by callin me a pervert but this hoe was all up in my face and shyt like "why dont you talk to me anymore?" sum times you jus gotta let these hoes know i think they appreciate it sum times

 

[Human Torch]

we was going on a field trip in the 9th grade. So im in the back of the bus wit all the freaky bytches(they knew what time it was ). So we all pairing off cuz we gon play truth or dare or watever. Its all black people in the back (sorry Rosa ) Except for this one cool ass james franco type white boy. He was cool so he was back there with us. Anyway, the chaperones got on the bus and this big ass fat ass white soccer mom start comin to the back. So im talkin to the white boy like "Damn where the fukk Large Marge think she gon sit?" and white boy look at me like "dude, thats my mom"

I had the ultimate wee-bey face. I felt like shyt. Luckily he laughed that shyt off, prolly more so cuz he knew I'd give him that work.

 

[Recca Gatsby]

:fakkit:

Hol up, that's Topaz?! LMAO

 

[StackBundles]

Hol up, that's Topaz?! LMAO

 

[illadope]

Told this girl I fukked one time she was like a dead corpse and I was astonished that she got pregnant by someone because she has no clue what she's doing.


I no longer get a discount at KFC

 

[DreadHead P]

Got drunk one night, started watchin some porn and came up on a ass eatin scene I liked, I sent it to this chick I used to fucc wit but hadn't really spoken to in over a year and asked if we could do that next morning I thought long and hard about the L I handed myself

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

we was going on a field trip in the 9th grade. So im in the back of the bus wit all the freaky bytches(they knew what time it was ). So we all pairing off cuz we gon play truth or dare or watever. Its all black people in the back (sorry Rosa ) Except for this one cool ass james franco type white boy. He was cool so he was back there with us. Anyway, the chaperones got on the bus and this big ass fat ass white soccer mom start comin to the back. So im talkin to the white boy like "Damn where the fukk Large Marge think she gon sit?" and white boy look at me like "dude, thats my mom"

I had the ultimate wee-bey face. I felt like shyt. Luckily he laughed that shyt off, prolly more so cuz he knew I'd give him that work.

Naw it prolly wasnt really his mom and the joke's been on you this WHOLE time

 

[Human Torch]

Naw it prolly wasnt really his mom and the joke's been on you this WHOLE time

That woulda been clever but.....


I seen him ride home with her when we got back

 

[lamont614]

Then you let some guy get on it later

 

[MouseTeeth]

Told a chick I knew wanted me to beat w so much confidence that I was gonna fukk her from behind n then pull out n cum in her mouth as I looked at her dead in the eye ...it worked lol ..I think it was the shear conviction I had in my voice that Jedi mind tricked her...I was also drunk n did not give a shyt

 

[DonRe]

I could run this thread into the hundreds by the honest shyt i say to people.

Recently told my ex that she was tainted because she got pregnant and that her decision to keep it will be a burden to society. i need a hug i guess

 

[killacal]

:fakkit:

this fakkit just act like he was too cool for a chick :idgaf:

 

[StackBundles]

this fakkit just act like he was too cool for a chick :idgaf:

But :fakkit: thinks he's not too cool for cock