Recca Gatsby
LWO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! The imagery of this is fukkin hilarious
Overly Bold Shyt You've Said to People
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! The imagery of this is fukkin hilarious
yeahisaidit
All Star
And I'm done
My ex used to always accuse me of fukking this girl I knew, our families know eachother so we see each other from time to time. And she happens to be rather attractive 
Well one night she came over and we fukked. A few weeks (and a few fukks) later Im drunk as fukk at my boys crib, he and I are waiting for some females to come thru. The situation came up in convo between my breh and I, when suddenly she called me to tell me she broke up with her boyfriend. I had it on speaker so we both laughed hard as hell.
Afterwards, I called up my girl (at the time) and told her I was fukkin that chick she always accused me of fukking. Me and my boy both had the
face on as she cried over the speakerphone, then when she hung up we just kinda sulked in the moment after hearing so much pain in her voice 
and then those bytches knocked on the door
Well one night she came over and we fukked. A few weeks (and a few fukks) later Im drunk as fukk at my boys crib, he and I are waiting for some females to come thru. The situation came up in convo between my breh and I, when suddenly she called me to tell me she broke up with her boyfriend. I had it on speaker so we both laughed hard as hell.
Afterwards, I called up my girl (at the time) and told her I was fukkin that chick she always accused me of fukking. Me and my boy both had the
face on as she cried over the speakerphone, then when she hung up we just kinda sulked in the moment after hearing so much pain in her voice and then those bytches knocked on the door
Today to a girl I just met at work "Yo, drive me home" and "you want me to drive?"
She said yes to both with the quickness.
Little did she know my license is expired.
She said yes to both with the quickness.
Little did she know my license is expired.
WhatsGoodTy
Ya feel me
I used to get away with talking like this, but not anymore lol. I used to get a " lol you crazy" now I get a ".....stop 
" I do talk to white girls though..THEY ACT like they don't be doing none of that freaky shyt 
" I do talk to white girls though..THEY ACT like they don't be doing none of that freaky shyt 
ReggieFlare
Superstar
"Look, lil nikka, i aint yo real daddy. Im just fukkin your mama and I need a place to stay"
innocentdevil
:whoo:
My ex used to always accuse me of fukking this girl I knew, our families know eachother so we see each other from time to time. And she happens to be rather attractive
Well one night she came over and we fukked. A few weeks (and a few fukks) later Im drunk as fukk at my boys crib, he and I are waiting for some females to come thru. The situation came up in convo between my breh and I, when suddenly she called me to tell me she broke up with her boyfriend. I had it on speaker so we both laughed hard as hell.
Afterwards, I called up my girl (at the time) and told her I was fukkin that chick she always accused me of fukking. Me and my boy both had the
and then those bytches knocked on the door
You are so demonic
I don't know if it was really that bold because she was already in my crib and I was pretty sure she was dtf.
My roommate walked out of his room and said something funny before he left(I can't remember what) and baby girl said something like "Y'all are so crazy, I could hang around you all the time" and then I looked at her and said "Well, if you wanna get down with the dipset, you gotta get your lips wet.
" She looked shocked for about 5 seconds, said "you're so rude" and then got her lips wet.
It's always the innocent looking ones, who love getting talked to crazy behind closed doors.
My roommate walked out of his room and said something funny before he left(I can't remember what) and baby girl said something like "Y'all are so crazy, I could hang around you all the time" and then I looked at her and said "Well, if you wanna get down with the dipset, you gotta get your lips wet.
" She looked shocked for about 5 seconds, said "you're so rude" and then got her lips wet. It's always the innocent looking ones, who love getting talked to crazy behind closed doors.
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
I parked my car behind a church. The priest came outside to yell at me. I said, can i park here please there is no one here all day long. The priest told me to get out of there before he tows my car. I said, would God want you to tow my car? 
He said, get out of here. I said
Its so demonic, friend.
Catholics.
He said, get out of here. I saidIts so demonic, friend.
Catholics.
posted elsewhere...but eff it. it applies.