Own 20-foot snakes, brehs

[Orbital-Fetus]

I will rip that snakes head off and drink it's blood. Then I'll use its body to put a lion in a choke hold

:look:
when did Mowgli's son get an account?

 

[HookersandIceCream]

:look:
when did Mowgli's son get an account?

 

[Thizz Khalifa.]

:look:
when did Mowgli's son get an account?

I'm
Not his son I'm
His mentor

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

Uh actually your father almost died had it not been for the passerby. He's very lucky to be alive. Believe it or not pythons are very strong it's how they kill kill prey by squeezing it to death. Shaq couldn't get out of it's grip if he wanted to. Just because a snake have no legs doesn't make it weak, they can move very fast and are excellent hunters.

fukk up nerd

 

[Sterling Archer]

@Raul

 

[PinotNoir]

fukk up nerd

Ain't got this big head for nothing....glad I was raised to value education....

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

Ain't got this big head for nothing....glad I was raised to value education....

value dis neg

 

[Mowgli]

how would one utilize bjj for this encounter? @Mowgli @Mr Crackgli @Mr. Somebody

A lot of men here I can tell would cower in the face of a curious animal but that cowardice can turn curiosity Into hunger.

Have you ever soccer kicked a snake in the chops?

It hurts. No snake is coming back from these steel toe shoes into the jaw. I dont care if he can dislocated his jaw. His jaw will be permenently dislocated after I kick that field goal. I'll kick a snake In the mouth so hard it will be looking like an unmanned firehose

Stop. Boot the grill then ezikiel choke the snake while it's involuntarily shedding it's skin



But if you don't have a blue belt in jujitsu I would not attempt this. A white belt might panic and kill the snake out of fear.

 

[Miggs]

A little one ft weak Mongoose kills snakes what do you think a 6ft man would do

Mongoose kill much smaller cobras,it aint killing a python...

 

[PinotNoir]

value dis neg

Thank you for the lovely neg!!!
Strange characters NEGGING someone for talking about snakes, I think you need find more posts that's neg worthy.

Oh and by the way...lex talionis this, bird brain

 

[DonKnock]

there are snakes this big?!?!?

Put that shyt in spoiler tags Some of us got irrational fears of snakes over here

 

[Ooh Marty]

You gotta be a weak ass man to let a damn snake take you down like that

It's just a fukking snake

its always THAT one nikka