Your dogs will eat you if you die in your house.Breh my dogs doesn't plot to kill me. I don't wake up with my bytch on my chest staring into my soul a while trying to shovel it's tail down my throat.
You wake up to the this shyt every morning.
I don't know why you think otherwise. Dog owners are very delusional about the relationship they really have with their pets.
This isn't a TV show. Your dogs aren't going to run for help or lay down beside you and rest or whatever else you've romanticized He's going to eat you until either somebody finds your body or there's no meat left on your bone while they shyt and piss all over your house because nobody is there to take it outside.
that's real life.
. You leave a dog for the day and they done shyt on the carpet, tore up the sofa, and fukked a stuffed animal. Leave the cat and they eat, drink, play with their toy, then go to sleep. Nip bad behavior in the bud and the cat knows what's up. But that dog
Leave its monkey ass alone and they'll make your house a playground.
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