Brehs hear me out!

I'm still a bit high so I'm sorry if this may not make sense.
I barely watch tv but I saw a commercial on like I think abcfamily or nickelodeon and it was just a goofy ass ad about cats and how their cool and everything is now "cats".
Over the years I've noticed the mainstream popularity of cats have significantly grown. From YouTube to even in clothes that people wear.
Now back in Egypt long ago didn't people worship cats because they were like gatekeepers of the underworld or some shyt?
And you would be killed if your murdered a cat?
I noticed that every promiscuous girl I know owns a cat or use to
What if the cats are plotting against humans somehow

thru women?