@Papapimp, let me give you some pointers

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Breh!
Spoiler that shyt.
Almost dropped the blunt

My bad breh
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OP is on point....you need to slow down and be more confident in your manerisms/spit. You sound so damn rushed like you about hyperventilate. These women shyt/breathe just like you so just have a convo. They can tell your weirdo vibes off the strength off that alone...fix that and your halfway there.
 

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Need the OG on that smiley

This is up there with the Husky :laugh:
 
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That's pure terror on that being's face.

*this nikka out here rollin up on broads in the
disposable douche aisle*


shyt baller: I knew you was one of the clean ones.:mjlit:
her: excuse me.:dahell:
shyt baller: you walked pass the summers eve to the massengill.:sas1:
her: you are weird.......can you back up?:beli:
shyt baller: naw i'm just giving you props.......i'm new around here.:sas2:
her: new to the city?:patrice:
shyt baller: naw.......new to this store.:wtf:
her: :snoop:
shyt baller: let me get yo number:sas1:
her: i gotta man.:beli:
shyt baller: bet he love that massengill freshness.:sas2:
her: security!!:stopitslime:
security: everything ok?:ehh:
her: this sweaty coke head is on one.:stopitslime:
shyt baller: i only gave her props.:wtf:
security: listen man if i tell you one more time.:stopitslime:
shyt baller: my bad......i'll stay in the fabuloso/pinesol section.:hubie:
security: one more time man.:ufdup:
her: look at how much he's sweating......smellin like prison sex.:scust:





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That's pure terror on that being's face.

*this nikka out here rollin up on broads in the
disposable douche aisle*


shyt baller: I knew you was one of the clean ones.:mjlit:
her: excuse me.:dahell:
shyt baller: you walked pass the summers eve to the massengill.:sas1:
her: you are weird.......can you back up?:beli:
shyt baller: naw i'm just giving you props.......i'm new around here.:sas2:
her: new to the city?:patrice:
shyt baller: naw.......new to this store.:wtf:
her: :snoop:
shyt baller: let me get yo number:sas1:
her: i gotta man.:beli:
shyt baller: bet he love that massengill freshness.:sas2:
her: security!!:stopitslime:
security: everything ok?:ehh:
her: this sweaty coke head is on one.:stopitslime:
shyt baller: i only gave her props.:wtf:
security: listen man if i tell you one more time.:stopitslime:
shyt baller: my bad......i'll stay in the fabuloso/pinesol section.:hubie:
security: one more time man.:ufdup:
her: look at how much he's sweating......smellin like prison sex.:scust:





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Gotdamn I’m dying over here. Scared my dog and shyt from laughing so hard.
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“ To the cereal aisle children “
Hahaha
 
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