Paraglider lands safely, then gets attacked by kangaroo

[MenacingMonk]

I would have hit that nikka with the

How the fukk did this start?
Had the dog in a headlock. Probably gave him some noogies, too.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Kangaroos are habitual linesteppers...

Roo has hops.

Hit 'em with that Ryu special.

 

[GunRanger]

WTF dude is doing life wrong if you ever have to get in this situation.

He was protecting his dog

 

[Umoja]

He was protecting his dog

Spike would be on his own . I'd make sure to feed Tyke well in his honour.

 

[Gunz&Butta]

WTF dude is doing life wrong if you ever have to get in this situation.

i mean what are u supposed to do when a kangaroo wants the fade? Act like a bytch? Nah

 

[Da_Eggman]

He should of known it was onsight just dropping in they hood like that

 

[sinistersouth]

drop off your chute and run my fade

 

[Da_Eggman]

I’m sitting in the sauna at the gym in tears from this thread

 

[Milomann]

kangaroos scare me I heard they can disembowel you easy

If they kick you, probably...

 

[Luke Cage]

If they kick you, probably...

Yeah some people have been killed by kicks to the stomach. they can rupture vital organs. but for the most part it's just painful puncture wounds that are easily survivable.

 

[Da_Eggman]

Australia’s very own Trick Trick

Skip Skip

 

[JoseLuisGotcha]

Yeah some people have been killed by kicks to the stomach. they can rupture vital organs. but for the most part it's just painful puncture wounds that are easily survivable.

 

[Luke Cage]

No more dangerous than getting stabbed by a person with a lil knife. Wrap some phonebooks around your gut and you should be able to give a kangeroo that work with no problem.

 

[hex]

HE THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO TOUCH DOWN IN ROO TOWN WITHOUT PAYING TAXES. SKIP DA GOON CAME THROUGH AND TOOK IT IN BLOOD.

On Pi-ROO.

Fred.

 

[peppe]

my jaws are hurting from laughing.

When he said skip the kangaroo was like naw nikka not today

roos are not to be fukked with