Parents... How would you feel if you caught your kid jerking off?

[TheSickness]

i'm a girl

then shawty you should lock the doors, do it in solitude and do it quickly, , dont make me preach about something i think you know about

 

[Regine Hunter]

then shawty you should lock the doors, do it in solitude and do it quickly, , dont make me preach about something i think you know about

don't worry about my regimen, i'm just aware of the male beat-off game since y'all talk about it so openly.
Besides, women are more skilled in keeping that specific activity under wraps.

 

[Roberto Dinero]

I haven't even read any posts so far but tell that lady (you're cousin?) not to worry. Its a natural part of growing up. And I got caught by my mom quite a few times. shyt is mad embarrassing but its natural. shyt, even grown ups masturbate, what makes a growing kid any different? Specially when kids are growing up, masturbation is an even bigger factor for them. They are finding out about sex for the first time.

Don't try to be a prude and instil prude values that don't work. Everyone does it, its natural. Don't make ur kids be ashamed about it, cause there's nothing to be ashamed about.

 

[b. woods]

Not sure how id feel, this situation never came up raising my boys. Now I did come across some hard ass washclothes, I just started making them do they own laundry. And keep they towels separate from mines.

:deadbreh:

 

[DreadHead P]

I'd laugh, and i'll tell all his friends

 

[Motife43]

 

[ryshy]

honestly id probably b like oh shyt then id start laughin an dip real quick like

 

[acri1]

Damn you nikkas just said fukk the second part of the question and are only answering for catching your son.


Edit: nikkas are still avoiding the daughter part of this question, if y'all can't even think about it, I really hope it never happens to you. You might end up on the news over some wet fingers.

Why would I care?

If I had a daughter I'd MUCH rather her masturbate if she had the urge than have sex with some nygga and risk getting preggo. I'd just be like and make sure to knock next time.

 

[86\*/98]

Yall some soft ass parents

How so? Would you beat your kids just for masturbating?

My sons seem like they been grabbin they dikk since babies for random reasons... its natural.

I wouldn't be mad , but I would tell them not to click on or look at anything weird.

I already plan to invade their privacy, and check their internet history.. just in case.

I would def encourage my daughter to masturbate because thats a pathway for a woman to know what she likes sexually.

They have a open type relationship w me... im the type they don't have to hide from.. even secret shyt they cant tell eachother... they can tell me cuz I have good advice for it and I make most things seem ok.

When I have kids I plan on being like this with them; even letting them curse around me and everything, just so I know who they really are. I feel like the more strict you are, the more they'll hide their true selves from you, and I want to know my kids.

 

[AAKing23]

Can't punish your kids for reaching a natural stage of life


I'd just tell em to be private wit the shyt

 

[The Realist Perspective]

Who thinks about catching their kid having sex with themselves...we are actually discussing this

 

[Xtraz2]

They are



@ the bold

I don't get the double standard either but he made huge deal out of it.

How you get caught

 

[86\*/98]

Who thinks about catching their kid having sex with themselves...we are actually discussing this

I'm sure parents catch their kids doing this everyday, it's not weird to ask people how they would deal with stumbling into this situation.

 

[ALWTHEGOGETTA]

If I were to catch my son jerking off, I'd say finish your business my lil seed and walk out the room. Afterwards I would tell him that this normal, but don't overdue it, because that shyt will affect you from having a normal conversation with females.

 

[saint25225]

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