Parents saying things you don't want to hear unappreciation thread.

[Raava]

Stressed I can't sleep, was talking to my dad on his way in from work.

He is talking to me about smash or pass on instagram

My. Dad. Was talking about smash or pass on instagram



He is talking about:

"It's women on there that are as wide as I can stretch my arms. Hell I should be on there if they can!"

"Its some on there that's almost porn, why would you do that"

"Do you have one? Thank I can get on there, Just joking I wouldn't do it seriously

"I mean if you think your sexy, in your own mind, I guess that's ok..."

Daddy I don't want to hear you say porn, sexy, smash or pass, or refer to yourself in such a manner again. Please and thank you.

 

[muse]

I almost had a nervous break down when my pre-menopausal momma was talking about getting an iud

 

[Easy-E]

Tell me about it

My dad gettin his Eddie Long on; posting pics, on FB, in Under Amour shirts cuz he's losing weight

Thank goodness he's gettin healthy, but, bbbbooo at him intergrating into social media

 

[Raava]

I almost had a nervous break down when my pre-menopausal momma was talking about getting an iud

Tell me about it

My dad gettin his Eddie Long on; posting pics, on FB, in Under Amour shirts cuz he's losing weight

Thank goodness he's gettin healthy, but, bbbbooo at him intergrating into social media

I mean just because I am grown doesn't mean all conversation topics are allowed.

My dad is a repeat offender, it's like land mines. Never know when the conversation is gonna go to a traumatizing place

 

[muse]

Why yall daddies on instagram/social media anyway?! Lmao. I dont friend NONE of my family

 

[Chill]

I mean just because I am grown doesn't mean all conversation topics are allowed.

My dad is a repeat offender, it's like land mines. Never know when the conversation is gonna go to a traumatizing place

I wish my dad was like that, I'd constantly have a face talking to him, all my dad does is watch sports

 

[Raava]

Why yall daddies on instagram/social media anyway?! Lmao. I dont friend NONE of my family

He isn't, he is so computer/technology illiterate . He was like I could put him on mine. He didn't even know how it works. I don't even know how he found out about it.

 

[Raava]

I wish my dad was like that, I'd constantly have a face talking to him, all my dad does is watch sports

My dad does too sports fanitic. I wish he would have talked about sports tonight. We could have been talking about the Bulls/Heat game. This man is over her talking about smash or pass.

 

[Nymeria]

I read my father's dirty texts to my mother if it makes you feel better...

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

I hate that shyt, so I just troll my way out of the situations. Actual phone convo with my mother from last weekend

Spoiler

Mom: "Why don't you ever answer your phone when I call"

Me: "I just answered"

Mom: "What are you doing the rest of the times."

Me: "I'm probably out or busy"

Mom: "That's why you have a cell-phone, smart-ass"

Me: " Well idk, maybe I'm retarded"




Then out of nowhere......................


Mom: "Are you using protection with these girls, Day (my nickname) ?"

Me: "What? Ma, I'm not about to talk to you about this........but if you must know, I'm untouched. Pure as the driven snow"

Mom: "I'm being serious, boy, stop playing"

Me: *sigh* "Protection won't do me any good now because I already got a son on the way...... But I did get a vasectomy, so it won't happen again. Don't be mad, I was going to tell you around Thanksgiving"

Mom: "Blah blah blah blah"

Me: :yamad: "Please Theresa, don't be mad at me, I'm your only son"

Her: "You know what, just answer the phone when I call in case it's an emergency"

Me: "Most certainly, my dear"

 

[Kilgore Trout]

i have a co worker who is an older guy, in his 60s. He has 3 daughters and a wife and He acts like this sometimes around his family lol.....they just get silent and act like they dont hear it.

I think ur dad is like this cause he doesn't get to chop it up enough with this homies if he still has any.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

smash or pass with your dad

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

this reminds me of a few years back when flip phones were still smackin..my dad showed me and my boys some p*ssy pics that got sent to him..

we were all /

 

[Brofato]

He isn't, he is so computer/technology illiterate . He was like I could put him on mine. He didn't even know how it works. I don't even know how he found out about it.

You need to put him on though. Especially if he's single. He can get those instahoes and swag on all the young dudes. My pops on social media is terrible.

I'm just hoping my sister doesn't sign my mother up for instagram though.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

I can't watch movies that have sex scenes in them with my parents.

I think I was watching Monsters Ball with my mom and step dad when the sex scene came up and mom and step dad said "god damn!!! " In unison.

That made me pretty uncomfortable