Parmesan P coming through with the Commissary Cookbook

[Brosef]

There is a recipe he picked up from a transsexual who didn't wash his hands
Dirty Sweet Potato Pie

There was a fat CO who they called Little Pun who made inmates clean up his piss
P says he never did it though

might need to buy this

 

[mobbinfms]

It's out already? I just ordered it, but I assumed it would be a while before it came.

I bought it from Amazon. It says the release date is October 11th or something like that, but I got it in late September.

 

[ISO]

It's 90% recipes breh. I bought it.

What's your favorite recipe in there breh?

I know about the spicy Doritos ramen soup and about mayonnaise beans sandwiches from my uncle that was locked up.

 

[Archimedes]

Parmesan P

aka parma ham p aka rapini p

 

[FRIED MASON]

This thread is hilarious

 

[mobbinfms]

What's your favorite recipe in there breh?

I know about the spicy Doritos ramen soup and about mayonnaise beans sandwiches from my uncle that was locked up.

I didn't get it for the recipes breh. I can barely make toast

 

[H.S.]

I bought it from Amazon. It says the release date is October 11th or something like that, but I got it in late September.

The would have ordered it sooner if I knew that was the case.

 

[ISO]

I didn't get it for the recipes breh. I can barely make toast

Lol, I can't cook either but I'd still try to chef it up.

What else in the book? Did you get the audio book version?

 

[Trajan]

there will also be an audio version read by Prodigy

This should be hilarious. His narration of My Infamous Life kept cracking me up esp when he does other people's voices.

P: I liked to play outside all the time

*Prodigy high pitched voice*: "make sure you wear your coat", my grandma would always yell to me

P: I had the fly sheepskin coat with the zipper

 

[Deltron]

when P did the Indian voice was

 

[mobbinfms]

Lol, I can't cook either but I'd still try to chef it up.

What else in the book? Did you get the audio book version?

There's an old dirty cop, who's Italian, who teaches him how to make a charcuterie plate. The cop comes to see him at one of his speaking events when he gets out.

He had a female CO giving him naked pictures. He didn't fukk her though.

 

[H.S.]

There's an old dirty cop, who's Italian, who teaches him how to make a charcuterie plate. The cop comes to see him at one of his speaking events when he gets out.

He had a female CO giving him naked pictures. He didn't fukk her though.

The stories behind these recipes sound crazy as hell.

 

[mobbinfms]

@ISO i didn't get the audio version.
The recipes are the actual recipes that he cooked in prison too. He only had a toaster oven and one other thing.

 

[mobbinfms]

The stories behind these recipes sound crazy as hell.

The book is really light on stories. It's nothing compared to My Infamous Life.

 

[EA]

I can cook but I think I'm gonna cop the audiobook for this

Prodigy and GFK are the only guys that can read normal shyt and make it sound hilarious.