Parsons plans on recruiting Dwight Howard to Mavs

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

I think everyone except vacationing midwestern families and puerto ricans don't want to be there. You good breh

Orlando is poppin ya bish

 

[tremonthustler1]

Dirk took a paycut

Shoulda been more selfish

 

[MikelArteta]

Parsons sucks, and will never be the same after the microfracture, Orlando doesn't even want his damaged goods ass.

Only reason he's not opting out is because hed prob fail the physics of any team that signs him

 

[Goatpoacher]

HOw the fukk is this guy's name always coming up in regards to "recruiting".

Or why?

 

[HDKG_]

Nah Parsons better gtfoh with that

 

[HDKG_]

Dirk won't allow it. As a Man, Dirk can't relate to Dwight

Dwight: * corny bill cosby impersonation voice* Dirk you want a pudding pop hmm they just so good the jello puddin


Dirk:

 

[Xerces]

 

[kingofnyc]

dwight needs to go back to da east

the best team for him is the pacers
2 solid guards & PG13 at the strecth 4 would compliment D12

 

[aluc96]

Why would anyone EVER want to touch Howard?!?!

 

[Lord Beasley]

Parsons should find the door himself tho

 

[TheNig]

Mark Cuban is not paying Dwight the max so there's no way Dwight is going to Dallas

No one is paying Dwight the max if he opts out.

 

[UserNameless]

@David_TheMan


... I don't think Dwight cares much about a title .

 

[///Vega+++]

Why would anyone EVER want to touch Howard?!?!

boggles the mind really

 

[David_TheMan]

@David_TheMan


... I don't think Dwight cares much about a title .

Maybe he doesn't, I think deep down he would like one before he hangs it up.

 

[UserNameless]

Maybe he doesn't, I think deep down he would like one before he hangs it up.

his actions on the surface contradict his assumed deep desires tho .