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Hater Eraser

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That California Lifestyle ...
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Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat
And the food just ain't no good?
I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas all mushed
And the chicken tastes like wood
So you try to play it off like you think you can
By saying that you're full
And then your friend says, "Mama, he's just being polite
He ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull"

So your heart starts pumpin' and you think of a lie
And you say that you already ate
And your friend says "Man, there's plenty of food"
So he piles some more on your plate
While the stinky food's steamin', your mind starts to dreamin'
Of the moment that it's time to leave
And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rottin'
Into something that looks like cheese

Oh, so you say, "That's it, I gotta leave this place
I don't care what these people think
I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous
With this ugly food that stinks"
So you bust out the door while it's still closed
Still sick from the food you ate
And then you run to the store for quick relief
From a bottle of Kaopectate
And then you call your friend two weeks later
To see how he has been
And he says, "I understand about the food
Baby Bubba, but we're still friends"
 
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Damba said:
I got a late start, I was gone off that yakk last night. Bird almost done.

Turkey
Ham
Candied Yams
Cornbread dressing
Stuffed bell peppers
Cranberry sauce
Baked Mac n cheese
Rice dressing
Rolls
Sweet potato pie
Bread pudding
:blessed:
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All trash. Soul food is :trash:

like wtf is dressing? Cornmeal ? :scust:

not even trolling. Only thing I might fw is the Mac
 
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