Passenger Asks Uber Driver If He Wants Head

[KingTut]

 

[Space Cowboy]

Gotdamn I’m so glad I ain’t never done Uber

 

[coldcall]

This is why people hate you LGBT folks. You're hypersexual degenerates.

 

[Brolic]

I can never do Uber. I gotta have my back turned to way too many weirdos. I'd have to stay with a gun and knife on me

I was reading they’re subreddit and they said it not uncommon to have someone beat off in the backseat

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

I was reading they’re subreddit and they said it not uncommon to have someone beat off in the backside.

Ayo that typo is WILD

 

[Apprentice]

I can never do Uber. I gotta have my back turned to way too many weirdos. I'd have to stay with a gun and knife on me

My dad Uber in the city

Be wondering how he so cool wit doin that shyt

 

[Da Jungles]

Cmon nephew

 

[International Playa]

Sounds like he's done it many times before & his offer was accepted.

R.I.P Mr Cee

 

[Sad Bunny]

Ain’t nothing wrong with tipping your Uber driver

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Dude look like he just picked up his HIV/STD prescriptions from the pharmacy.

 

[Red]

Based on the law of averages if he keeps asking his bound to get a yes one day.

Don't give up hope fakkit, I'm sure your opportunity will come

 

[Carl Tethers]

@Carlton Banks a wild fakkit

 

[Rick Fox at UNC]

How are dudes turning into these lame ass snitches?

Some dude wanted to hook up a couple months ago, I said no and got back to what I was doing.

Accept you got propositioned and move on stupid, stop trying to air everything out for clout. Makes me think he likes the attention (feminine trait).

Also...

 

[KnickstapeCity]

My dad Uber in the city

Be wondering how he so cool wit doin that shyt

call another man “dad,” brehs









“My father is an Uber driver in the city” sounds way less …. you see?

 

[MustafaSTL]

Not clicking on this shyt now that I see it’s a dude. So, what the hell compelled you to make a thread about a dude proposing gay sexual favors to another dude?