Non Sequitur
Creep.
What are your expectations of someone who is riding shotgun in your car?
Designated blunt-roller?
DJ?
Should they just shut up and not touch anything?

Designated blunt-roller?
DJ?
Should they just shut up and not touch anything?

Also handle the radio.


mix my drink or open my beer. If we riding and eating food, pass me my sandwich or whatever it is I need. Look for shyt in the backseat I may need, and don't bytch about how I'm driving. That's pretty much it for me and everything will be alright. 

Your homeboys are also bytch made that they'd allow their homosexual friend to tell them to sit in the backseat when it's just the two of them in a car. You sound like a winner, friend 
You're overcompensating, breh