Passport bruh risks it all (Almost gets caught lacking in cuba)

[Family Lives Matter]

I wouldn't do all that for economically developed p*ssy

 

[Lord_nikon]

It's never that serious to risk your life in a foreign country.

I don't care even if she looks like prime Luana

Spoiler

prime Luana

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Reminds me of the time my horny ass was about to get some coochie. Some jawn I was talking to on the net asked if I had money, I said a few dollars. She just wanted me to get her a bottle of coke.

Got on the bus and head to the spot and confused because it was one of those apartments with the buzzer for different rooms. The lady next to the pizza joint was like "just rang them all"

So me thinking hard on my dikk and mating expenses, I did such things. Next thing I know this old Phillies fanatic cac yelled out of his window "CAN I HELP YOU?"


Koala: "Yeah I was trying to find blah blah"

Angry Phillies cac: "I don't know who that is but you're RINGING MY DOOR BELL!!!"

I went home with a limp dikk and a refreshing coke

 

[Fillerguy]

For about $160 he could of done the same thing in Miami to a Cuban bytch in ac and a king sized comfortable mattress. Minus the mold. Which is why I don't understand traveling for soley p*ssy I guess its the fantasy of it all.

Is there a price difference between the English speaking vs the Spanish speaking ones

 

[Yas]

Again if you travel for coochie you are a desperate loser there is no way around that fact this video just is evidence to support people's claim.

 

[Mindfield333]

Yea this dude p*ssy like people are poor they live in shytty places sometimes. They aren't bad because they're poor fukk this clown

I agree but you know ppl fear monger all the time. Especially when you’re an American abroad

 

[Mindfield333]

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[African Peasant]

Must not get any p*ssy at home.

You can pay for p*ssy at home.

 

[Mike Nasty]

Must not get any p*ssy at home.

Cause guys who get p*ssy never chase other p*ssy.

 

[Stir Fry]

I does.

I so badly want to tell y’all the story of when me and @Stir Fry went to go smash these chicks in Ipswich, South Dakota that he met online and invited me to roll with him.

Can’t front…. That was some terrifying shyt…. Felt like we was in The Hills Have Eyes or Texas Chainsaw.

It’s not my story to tell so he can if he wants but that shyt was arguably one of the most scary experiences I faced

Yeah, i gave up drinking for about three years after that night. That one chick was thicker than appalachian waffle batter though

i still follow her on the ‘gram lol