Pastor Eaten By Crocodiles While Trying To Walk On Water Like Jesus
- Thread starter Menelik II
- Start date
ORDER_66
I am The Wrench in all your plans....
Menelik II
I wanna see receipts!
why didn't he test his powers first in a swimming pool, or bath before trying 'Crocodile River"?
Gotta learn to walkon water before you can run 
Gotta learn to walk
GnauzBookOfRhymes
Superstar
*Sees thread title*
*Says to myself "please don't let this be in Africa"*
*Enters thread*
*Says to myself "please don't let this be in Africa"*
*Enters thread*
I think the problem is the crocodiles had been fasting for a month
This is your brain on religion.
this isn't even religion's fault, this is pure stupidity
Are you sure the two are not synonymous?
You do know they used to try to drown witches, and if you died you were clean, but if you lived they burned you at the stake right? 
88m3
Fast Money & Foreign Objects
*Sees thread title*
*Says to myself "please don't let this be in Africa"*
*Enters thread*
I guess viable alternatives could've been Florida or Mississippi
What did you have in mind?
feelosofer
#ninergang
Come on man, nothing wrong with having faith in something but it shouldn't trump common fukking sense.
IVS
Superstar
In the words of STAR: "applaud that goddamn man".....He was a true believer. Fux trying to test your faith in a safe space like a bathtub, or the baptism pool. Breh said I'll do a crocodile infested river. Thats real FAITH rite chea.
ExodusNirvana
Change is inevitable...
Natural Selection
He ziggedat how could this have happened? He prayed and fasted all week.
when he should have zagged 
Marco Andretti
GRINDHARD
Shoulda holla at Chris Angel to get some pointers first lol
Luke 4:12
Jesus answered, "It is said: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'"
Jesus answered, "It is said: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'"