:patice: is this 8 weeks or a set up?

[Wild self]

Need a full body pic from her

 

[Max.]

One of these days you need to show us how you actually got these broads in the first place.

I wanna be like you.

^^^

Low key one of the funniest posters here

 

[Stone Cold]

U wild

 

[HarlemHottie]

I need a female to decipher this for me @HarlemHottie @sanityovar8ted

You asking the wrong one. I don't know this life.

 

[Passaro]

>Baby claimed to be yours
>Baby is denied
>Still wants to fukk

and brehs out here simping

 

[Hejdå]

Skeets threads

 

[Neuromancer]

>Baby claimed to be yours
>Baby is denied
>Still wants to fukk

and brehs out here simping

If skeets ever writes a macking book.

 

[skeetsinternal]

now the thing is I went over last night to fukk and also see the ultrasound. After I nutted (she asked that I not nut in her but I did anyway but I acted liked I pulled out) she said the ultrasound in her momma room and it's locked. I waited around having small talk about this baby's future like I gave a fukk. So she calls her moms to ask when she coming home but conveniently her moms coming home in the morning. After I leave now she sends me this long ass text (why do females send long ass text)

Spoiler

 

[Billy Ocean]

now the thing is I went over last night to fukk and also see the ultrasound. After I nutted (she asked that I not nut in her but I did anyway but I acted liked I pulled out) she said the ultrasound in her momma room and it's locked. I waited around having small talk about this baby's future like I gave a fukk. So she calls her moms to ask when she coming home but conveniently her moms coming home in the morning. After I leave now she sends me this long ass text (why do females send long ass text)

Spoiler

Ayo, skeets... you think you can hook me up with one of them fat bytches you be fukking, my yute?

 

[skeetsinternal]

Ayo, skeets... you think you can hook me up with one of them fat bytches you be fukking, my yute?

1-800-Mattress.com - Brand name mattresses at discount prices.

Get a box spring my nikka and get your mattress off the floor. Get the fukk on p*ssy

 

[SuavePrince]

1-800-Mattress.com - Brand name mattresses at discount prices.

Get a box spring my nikka and get your mattress off the floor. Get the fukk on p*ssy

Damn breh lol

 

[Chris Cool]

"I'm eating"

 

[ThaEruditious]

I stopped reading after "I been pregnant many times"

You should've kept reading. I died at "Damn you fine you see why I don't pull out."



nikka didn't even address the titangraph that preceded it.

 

[ThaEruditious]

"When you want it"

"When you fertile"

This nikka ain't shyt!

 

[Billy Ocean]

1-800-Mattress.com - Brand name mattresses at discount prices.

Get a box spring my nikka and get your mattress off the floor. Get the fukk on p*ssy

So I guess that's a no. Why you cuffing these fat heffas, bredren?