PATOIS STRAIIIIGHT, NO ENGLISH

[Liu Kang]

I always wanted to talk like this and be on some shottas type shyt

Glossary | Speak Jamaican

 

[.༼-◕_◕-༽.]

I'm here for this sh!t ... I completely understand (reading & listening), but I can't say sh!t....

 

[NubianVitruvian]

Mi ah too Canuck fi dis. Ay ay, di Coli ah strike again nahhh struzzps

 

[TheArchitect]

Dammit...I sooo wanna participate I'm this thread (I'm belizean), but I can't really speak/type patois, by understand it perfectly....

 

[ch15x]

I had roommates from the Virgin Islands who spoke similar dialect when phoning home or in presence of other islanders...kinda cool!

 

[its_normal]

yuh no seh it patwa not patois

 

[Ego Noir]

smell like six Jamaicans slapboxing in an elevator in here

 

[Ralph Wiggum]

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

wah di bumbo unu a chat bout starr? yuh mussi a go foreign ina di summa fi si Bolt a ded off di battyman a try tess di gad ina foot race. Nuff man a fava duppy wen Bolt clap dem off.

World Championships in Moscow will be a

u zeet pawdy but mi ago jus mek dem gwan chat mi naah nuh time fi a entertain stiff tongue bwoy weh a try pree man. afta mi nah beg fren..

 

[YouLoveMe]

Dun no already.. Most a di Yankee yute dem a bait ... Arrogant yu fuk, mi nuh know if a jealousy or wah...blurtpipe judge mental, badmind to blouse and skizirt an always see a need fi argue some blow wow foolishness. Most a di time when mi come pon si ends ya..is just to browse because it seem whenever mi wah post somebody have some f**ry to argue bout..always a talk bout Merica dis and dat and " why u doh go back to u land"... Have nerve fi call me Uncle Tom when dem a chat di same tings weh di white bredah a tell dem ..... Dem type a yute need fi go suck dem self ... Everybody else seem cool doh..bless

But you living/have property in the states....

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

I understood everything you typed there but I'm second generation my patois is poor

anuh matta if a first r second gen my yute gwaan chat

 

[Broke Wave]

anuh matta if a first r second gen my yute gwaan chat

mi na from yard mi bwoi but mi unnastand patwa... bare yutes pon di coli a yardie watch dem see it deh

 

[CashmereThoughts]

Did know nikkas actually typed in Jamaican

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Dun no already.. Most a di Yankee yute dem a bait ... Arrogant yu fuk, mi nuh know if a jealousy or wah...blurtpipe judge mental, badmind to blouse and skizirt an always see a need fi argue some blow wow foolishness. Most a di time when mi come pon si ends ya..is just to browse because it seem whenever mi wah post somebody have some f**ry to argue bout..always a talk bout Merica dis and dat and " why u doh go back to u land"... Have nerve fi call me Uncle Tom when dem a chat di same tings weh di white bredah a tell dem ..... Dem type a yute need fi go suck dem self ... Everybody else seem cool doh..bless

a long time mi a pree d jeaolusy ting dog, but hear weh mi a seh ya man -sum a dem bwoy yah a battyman n jus a hate pon Jamaicans cah we nuh like battyman u nuh see how dem chat like sum likkl gyal. frm mi first reach coli mi a notice certain bwoy weh luv mix up n rae an a look argument jus fi d sake of argument. but yow dont bodda watch dat star a jus so dem stay still u zeet

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

But you living/have property in the states....

Yeah, and most likely living better and own more property than YOU, who's actually been here all your life.