Jesus Shuttlesworth
I Got Game
What makes him a simp? The show hadn't aired at the time it was filmeded.
pawg cheating and suckking of random dyck .her bf is black..*vid*
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he's a simp because his girl was like 
and by the way im going on the bad girls club and he was prolly like 
well have fun
what do you expect
and by the way im going on the bad girls club and he was prolly like well have fun what do you expect
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East Is In The House OMG
whats the big deal....white chicks suck dyck like black people eat fried chicken...
@ her talking about she sucked his dikk then kicked him out, like that white dude wanted anything other than that.
Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
Crazy part is that they sound really convincing,women are soo ruthless
This.
Women can be extremely convincing and unabashed liars. I don't want to generalize because many women can be but are good enough to choose to not be, but goddamn it some women will give a virtuoso performance when it comes to giving a good lie. I remember when I was at a party when I was a freshman in college where these two chicks were on my jock and were starting to get catty with each other about who was going to hook up with me.
I ended up getting domed up by one of them in the bathroom (shytty ass dome with lots of teeth by the way; absolutely not worth it), and when we left the bathroom a bunch of people were down the hall sitting on the couch and on the patio. She immediately saw her friend and the first thing out of her mouth was, "Oh, haha, we didn't do anything Kaitilin! He was throwing up!" This was to one of her girlfriends, right after she got out of the bathroom, with the aroma of my cock on her breath. No remorse, no hesitation to lie about it.
My face when she said that so easily:
Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
Chicks like to think that by acting like dudes they assume sexual power. I find it confusing, kinda, but I'm cool with it. If women wanna convince themselves that they're achieving some sort of power by getting run through by a bunch of dudes, good for them.
The usual rebuttal for this is, "If guys are allowed to brag and are called player and stud why are girls called sluts? Huh? HUH?!?!"
Never really understood why it was something to be proud of to do something so damn easy. A hot chick bragging about getting laid by a bunch of dudes is kinda like an Olympic weightlifter bragging about how he totally can lift the 5lb weights at the 24 hour fitness. No shyt you got beat on, chica. You're hot, thin, and in your early 20s. The sexual marketplace is tailor made to have guys seek you out to fukk you. The reason it's impressive when guys do it is because we have to WORK for it. Same goes for the weightlifter. If you saw some big ass beefcake of a dude bragging about lifting tiny weights, you'd think he was some sort of stupid a$$hole!
Now if you wanna get your rocks off, that's fine, but don't expect any medals for something that you don't have to put any kind of effort into.
This is a great way to summarize my rebuttal:
[ame]http://youtu.be/H9tYJEiMZCQ[/ame]
Scustin Trillberlake
Banned
My roommates friends are just like this. What has happened to young women, brehs. Trollops everywhere.
TLOL is back
Pro
If a key can open any lock, you call it a master key. But if any key can open a lock, well, that's a pretty shytty lock.
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
at being in a serious relationship with a participant of a show like this and expecting everything to be roses. 
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Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
what has happened? shytty men.
she reminds me of Ex