Pawg showing her booty to a store clerk

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If I worked there, she wouldn't leave until she literally put that shyt back in her ass and then cleaned it up.

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If I worked there, she wouldn't leave until she literally put that shyt back in her ass and then cleaned it up.

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Breh that crazy, foul, vile, neanderthal cracka would have grabbed a handful of her fecal matter and smeared it all over you had you dared violate her personal space. :skip:

Unless you're willing to go home with the aroma of middle-aged, unhinged white woman shıt all over you, penetrating your nostrils with every inhale, tasting it all in your mouth every time you speak, having that smell stuck on your tongue, and probably being stuck in the ridges under your kicks, I don't think any of us would have done anything different than what the clerk did in that vid.

ESPECIALLY if you're not the owner of the establishment.

My apologies for the gross and graphic descriptions, but just wanted to make sure you knew what you'd be stepping into (probably literally) before the Billy Badass fantasies set in.

Unless you're THAT crazy, stay the fukk away from crazy. :smugfavre:
 

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I would've thrown, and hit her with, everything I could have before she finished, because in my mind, she's gonna throw it at me when she's done. That's chemical warfare, and I need to shut down her biocomputer before she reaches that thought. :scust:
 

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Breh that crazy, foul, vile, neanderthal cracka would have grabbed a handful of her fecal matter and smeared it all over you had you dared violate her personal space. :skip:

Unless you're willing to go home with the aroma of middle-aged, unhinged white woman shıt all over you, penetrating your nostrils with every inhale, tasting it all in your mouth every time you speak, having that smell stuck on your tongue, and probably being stuck in the ridges under your kicks, I don't think any of us would have done anything different than what the clerk did in that vid.

ESPECIALLY if you're not the owner of the establishment.

My apologies for the gross and graphic descriptions, but just wanted to make sure you knew what you'd be stepping into (probably literally) before the Billy Badass fantasies set in.

Unless you're THAT crazy, stay the fukk away from crazy. :smugfavre:
The millisecond that she thought about taking one step towards me I would've

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I ain't gonna lie, I would've walked over and kicked her in her chest while she was shıtting, make her sit in that shıt too.

Another one who would have gone home smelling like that honkey tonk doo-doo that day. :mjlol:

Refer to my earlier post (#22) to find out why. It's right before yours. You ain't ready to match that level of crazy, trust me. :ufdup:
 

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The millisecond that she thought about taking one step towards me I would've

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Breh, that bıtch will fling a handful of that shıt right at you as she sees you coming around the counter. She dropped a boatload of turds instantly and wasn't short on ammunition.

Shorty was wayyyyyyy more prepared to be with the shıts (literally) then you would have been.

One last time, I can guarantee your crazy AIN'T matching her crazy. You might have gotten your shots in but you'd regret lining up in the neutral zone once you realize you got her doo doo all over you. :pachaha:
 
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