I was so smug and ready to be like what city or state gone claim this "L" right here .....
Then he said he was from Shelby, NC outside of Charlotte, I was like all hell nah!!
Then I was like well Charlotte is way over on western Piedmont part of state, so Eastern North Carolina had no hands in this massive display of coooonery

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The he said he did a year at East Carolina University....cottomightynose!!
On behalf of the Coli North Carolina Delegation, Charlotte........and Eastern North Carolina included (motherfuucker) ........will accept this fuucking "L" Award for Massive Display of Cooonery...
We humbly ask for your prayers and respect as the North Carolina Family grieves over the creation of a Massive Cooon born, raised and educated in our borders. Thanks kindly.