So, I've talked about my use of the bathmate on here before and I still kinda swear by it, but I took an L this weekend.
I went to go see my situation, but she had stuff going on so I went to her crib and her roommate let me in. While I'm waiting I decide to take a shower so I can get a pump in before she gets back, so I can be on extra swole. Now, you're supposed to pump for 3 3-5 minute sessions and stop, but I usually just pump for 15 minutes straight and call it a day. Well I decided to pump and let it ride for 30 minutes...
I pulled my dikk from the bathmate and it looked like a busted biscuit can, but only busted around the top just below my dikk head. It looked like my dikk had the Lenny Kravitz scarf on.
I let out a silent scream just like Michael did when his daughter got smoked in Godfather 3. I was fukking beside myself. I dried off and threw some clothes on and got ready to go to the ER and that's when I hear her at the front door, so I just sat down on her bed. She comes in and jumps on me off the rip. She was horny and had an appointment for my dikk that he just couldn't make. So she's tonguing me down and I'm just like
. She asks what wrong, and I tell her I think we should talk a little because we haven't seen each other in person in a couple weeks. Her savage ass tells me "that's a no go, we can talk after" and she tries to unbuckle my pants so I have to push her off of me. This gets her visibly upset and confused, so she hops up and immediately accuses me of foul play.
Her: You've only been in town for 2 hours, I know you didn't run off a fukk some hoe already?
No, I wouldn't disrespect you like that.
Her: Then why won't you pull your dikk out?
... I had an accident and you might have to take me to the ER
Her: What accident?
That's when I went and grabbed the bathmate and showed it to her.
Her:
... 
Then I pulled my deformed dikk out.
She gasped like she discovered a dead body.
Since I wasn't in pain we decided to look up info online before she took me to the ER. Turns out this is a common occurrence for dumb fukks like me who over pump, and the swelling goes down after a day or two, which it did. I was able to fukk yesterday, so I'm all good.
The only bad thing that stuck from this is my bathmate secret being found out, and the fact that she won't stop remixing the first few lines of Drakes verse on that Joe Budden diss.
Point of this story is, use the bathmate as directed or else.
I went to go see my situation, but she had stuff going on so I went to her crib and her roommate let me in. While I'm waiting I decide to take a shower so I can get a pump in before she gets back, so I can be on extra swole. Now, you're supposed to pump for 3 3-5 minute sessions and stop, but I usually just pump for 15 minutes straight and call it a day. Well I decided to pump and let it ride for 30 minutes...
I pulled my dikk from the bathmate and it looked like a busted biscuit can, but only busted around the top just below my dikk head. It looked like my dikk had the Lenny Kravitz scarf on.
I let out a silent scream just like Michael did when his daughter got smoked in Godfather 3. I was fukking beside myself. I dried off and threw some clothes on and got ready to go to the ER and that's when I hear her at the front door, so I just sat down on her bed. She comes in and jumps on me off the rip. She was horny and had an appointment for my dikk that he just couldn't make. So she's tonguing me down and I'm just like
. She asks what wrong, and I tell her I think we should talk a little because we haven't seen each other in person in a couple weeks. Her savage ass tells me "that's a no go, we can talk after" and she tries to unbuckle my pants so I have to push her off of me. This gets her visibly upset and confused, so she hops up and immediately accuses me of foul play.Her: You've only been in town for 2 hours, I know you didn't run off a fukk some hoe already?
No, I wouldn't disrespect you like that.
Her: Then why won't you pull your dikk out?
... I had an accident and you might have to take me to the ER
Her: What accident?
That's when I went and grabbed the bathmate and showed it to her.
Her:
... Then I pulled my deformed dikk out.
She gasped like she discovered a dead body.
Since I wasn't in pain we decided to look up info online before she took me to the ER. Turns out this is a common occurrence for dumb fukks like me who over pump, and the swelling goes down after a day or two, which it did. I was able to fukk yesterday, so I'm all good.
The only bad thing that stuck from this is my bathmate secret being found out, and the fact that she won't stop remixing the first few lines of Drakes verse on that Joe Budden diss.
Point of this story is, use the bathmate as directed or else.
