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Capo Dei Capi

Fukk a studio thug, I'm a skinny jeans bigot
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our sexual frustration will create a bond so close you'll forget an ocean separates us :myman:

you need to seek forgivness for letting sex control your body, soul and mind like it is a religion.

for starters, by engaging in sex you've abused what should be a religious experience between man and wife. you've maybe even deceived trusting women in order to get sex out of them.

then there are the countless partners taking away pieces of your soul after each instance of sex. it has made it difficult for your future wife to love what is remaining of your soul. maybe sex has made you not want a wife at all. it has changed how you see and treat women, the givers of life.

once you feel sorry you must ask for forgiveness from both the lord and yourself. there are no others in your past because you have a new beginning. commit to christian relationships with the goal of marriage.






o, and no fapping :ufdup:let your only sexual desire be reading Thessalonians 4:3-5.

"For God wants you to be holy and pure and to keep clear of all sexual sin so that each of you will marry in holiness and honor—not in lustful passion as the heathen do, in their ignorance of God and his ways."
:blessed:
:merchant:

How long does it take to seek forgiveness and can I still beat my meat in the meantime? :skip: It's how I get back to sleep when I wake up in the middle of the night :snoop:


Is this just a scheme to get me to hurry up and propose?:sas2:
 

Ronald McDonald

Even in the darkest nights, I'm a MAC for life
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Might be the only dude in here from NH so I'll enjoy this by myself I suppose :blessed::win:.






And yes :smugfavre:, I can support this data personally

really? how many dikks have you seen breh?
 

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:merchant:

How long does it take to seek forgiveness and can I still beat my meat in the meantime? :skip: It's how I get back to sleep when I wake up in the middle of the night :snoop:


Is this just a scheme to get me to hurry up and propose?:sas2:

forgiveness takes as long as you need. a day, a month, a year.

you can't sleep at night because your soul & mind ain't right because of sex. take some melatonin

i'd have to trick you to propose? :mjcry:damn. i'm about to go water an ice cream pint with my tears.
 
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