People argue about what Jesus looked like but he was a Shape Shifter

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According to the ancient text, Judas used a kiss to identify Jesus due to his abilities as a shapeshifter. Source: The Morgan Library & Museum
UPDATED 16 DECEMBER, 2021 - 17:22 APRILHOLLOWAY

The Ancient Text That Describes Jesus as a Shapeshifter​

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It was in March 2013 when reports flooded the headlines about a newly deciphered Egyptian text, dating back almost 1,200 years, which controversially described Jesus as having the ability to change shape. But just as quickly as the story made its way through major news sites around the world, it disappeared and has hardly been mentioned since. Why has the study and research surrounding this text faded into oblivion? Why has there been virtually no scholarly debate on the subject of Jesus as a shapeshifter
The Coptic text was found in 1910 and purchased by J. P. Morgan in 1911. It contains a controversial description of Jesus as a shapeshifter. (The Pierpont Morgan Library)


The Coptic text was found in 1910 and purchased by J. P. Morgan in 1911. It contains a controversial description of Jesus as a shapeshifter. ( The Pierpont Morgan Library )

Judas Used a Kiss to Identify Jesus the Shapeshifter, Claims Coptic Text​

Written in the Coptic language, the ancient text written in the name of St. Cyril of Jerusalem, a distinguished theologian who lived during the fourth century, tells part of the crucifixion story of Jesus with apocryphal plot twists, some of which have never been seen before. They have been revealed thanks to a translation carried out by Roelof Van den Broek of Utrecht University in the Netherlands, and published in the book Pseudo-Cyril of Jerusalem On the Life and the Passion of Christ: A Coptic Apocryphon

The ancient text explains why Judas used a kiss, specifically, to betray Jesus. According to the canonical bible, the apostle Judas betrays Jesus in exchange for money by using a kiss to identify him leading to Jesus' arrest. This apocryphal tale explains that the reason Judas used a kiss, specifically, is because Jesus had the ability to change shape.

Then the Jews said to Judas: How shall we arrest him [Jesus], for he does not have a single shape but his appearance changes. Sometimes he is ruddy, sometimes he is white, sometimes he is red, sometimes he is wheat colored, sometimes he is pallid like ascetics, sometimes he is a youth, sometimes an old man.

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This leads Judas to suggest using a kiss as a means to identify him. If Judas had given the arresters a description of Jesus he could have changed shape. By kissing Jesus, Judas tells the people exactly who he is, shapeshifter or not.

 

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Of course this fakkit wants jesus to be a fakkit so he can believe he's not going to hell :dead:
I don't need validation from Jesus for my fagottry :russ:. You and @Family Lives Matter being on my dikk is validation enough. Please watch your teeth while sucking my dikk. I know y'all mamas taught you better than that
 

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"Bu bu but whatever agenda do you mean:picard:?"



They like to play innocent,but check their computers for clarity:respect:#SickPuppyshyt #TheAgendaContinues
 

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Can you imagine when that plane lady finds out Jesus was a shape shifter? Better yet if he shape shifts in front of her?
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This text isn't discussed because it came 800+ years after the fact and has no authority.....


Roelof van den Broek said:
On the basis of the occurrence of these apocryphal elements in other Coptic and Byzantine texts, it becomes clear that Pseudo-Cyril’s homily might had been written in the latter half of the eighth century, but that its composition in the first half of the ninth century seems more reasonable.
.....and Jesus isn't a 'shape-shifter'. He just 'disappears' in front of Pilate. Y'all need to actually read the text and stop falling for sensationalist headlines.​
 
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