Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
WHETHER IT'S THE SWEARING OR THE NAKED LADIES OR THE BLOOD OR WHATEVER, BROTHER! BUT I THINK THE ELEMENT THEY COULD BRING BACK FOR THE GREATEST BENEFIT WOULD BE LARGE STABLES AND THE WARS YOU CAN BOOK BETWEEN THEM, DUDE! NOW I MIGHT BE PARTIAL TO STABLES BECAUSE I INVENTED THEM, BUT THINK ABOUT IT, MEAN GENE! YOU TAKE A MIDCARD GUY AND MAKE HIM A LEADER OF MEN, THEN THE FANS SEE HIM AS A MORE IMPORTANT CHARACTER, JACK! INSTEAD OF THROWN-TOGETHER RANDOM SIX MAN TAGS, YOU CAN HAVE MEANINGFUL GANG SKIRMISHES BETWEEN GROUPS THAT HATE EACH OTHER AND HAVE MAJOR BEEF, TOUGH GUY! IT'S LIKE SURVIVOR SERIES ALL THE TIME, BROTHER!
I DON'T THINK IT'S A COINCIDENCE THAT THE BIGGEST BOOM PERIOD OF THE BUSINESS HAPPENED AT A TIME WHEN EVERY JABRONE WAS GETTING A T-SHIRT THROWN TO THEM BY THE nWo, DX, THE NATION, THE MINISTRY, AND SO ON AND SO ON, MARKS!
I DON'T THINK IT'S A COINCIDENCE THAT THE BIGGEST BOOM PERIOD OF THE BUSINESS HAPPENED AT A TIME WHEN EVERY JABRONE WAS GETTING A T-SHIRT THROWN TO THEM BY THE nWo, DX, THE NATION, THE MINISTRY, AND SO ON AND SO ON, MARKS!
THAT WAS FIVE GUYS THROWN TOGETHER BECAUSE COKEBOY WAS BOOKING AFTER SEVENTY TWO STRAIGHT HOURS OF COKE, BROTHER! I'M TALKING ABOUT DEEP MOBS GOING TO WAR, THROWING MIDGETS INTO PRODUCTION TRUCKS LIKE LAWN DARTS, DUDE!
(Not the style of wrestling, but the concept of -almost- everyone being in a unit)
