R.O. Double
Holdin My Balls Since 83
As a kid, I had my own experience with some creepy shyt. I remember being home alone at 15 years old, it's 4am. I'm playing N64 and turned it off to go to bed, as soon as I started to doze off, I hear a voice whisper "He's sleep now. Let's get him". I tried to get up, but I couldn't. I was experiencing my first case of sleep paralysis and it felt like someone was sitting on my chest... Long story short. After I was finally able to get up and catch my composure, I didn't sleep for a while.
I also had experiences when I was young like 5-6 where I would see shadow people.
While googling "shadow people" I came across these stories.
1. Man breaks in and stares.
I hate writing this… still gives me the creeps.
I was like 12, and I was asleep in my family’s living room since I was sick and it was winter (My house has terrible insulation and my room was cold, family room was warm) So I was asleep and at around 2 in the morning, I’m woken up to the feeling that someone is right there. I always slept with a flashlight since I read, so it was in my hands and I turn it on and point it in the direction of where I thought the guy was. Right there, just a foot away from me, was a guy staring right into my face. The light hit his face and he turned and ran away. I let out a blood curling bloody murder scream and my mom and dad came running down stairs. Turns out he had freaking broken into our house and then stood there staring at me… 0_0 Shoot that still creeps me out.
2. Found a passed out drunk.
Was around 2002 I had just married my wife and we had just had our first baby. Bedroom door opened up and hit my wife’s side of the bed. Guess she went to get up for the baby in the middle of the night. She went to get out of bed and when she put her feet down on the floor she felt a body. She reached down and lifted a arm. She thought it was me on the floor at first then she reached over and i was asleep in bed. She started screaming I woke up. The guy passed out on our floor woke up. I chased him out of the house with a knife. Basically some drunk came in our house and passed out on our floor without our knowledge in the middle of the night. Totally fukked up.
3. Dog barking at something uncontrollably.
This is when I was in high school. I’m chilling in the living room with my dog sleeping by my feet watching TV. When suddenly, my dog jumps up and runs to the stairs, which are right off the living room. Now my dog would normally never bark unless the doorbell rang. This time he went into attack mode: growling, barking, his hair rising on end, then he would look at me trying to see if I would call him back. I was scared shytless, no one could have come home because you have to come through the living room to get the stairs so no one could sneak in. After a minute he would not let up he kept acting like something was there, just something I couldn’t see. I had to sit there as my dog was acting like he was ready to rip someone’s throat, until finally he walked back to my feet looking proud of himself. I like to think he scared something off that day, but I was very happy when we moved.
4. A peeping tom.
I lived at home. I was about 16. My parents left me at the house alone while they went out of town. We were from a small town and we had this one crazy old guy that was known as a peeping tom. Anyway, 16 year old me decided it would be smart to watch the shining alone. I’m like quarter way through the movie and I go into the kitchen to get a drink. I look out the window and a face is staring back at me. I lose it. I dropped my drink and ran to make sure the front doors locked, it was. I looked out my front window and saw the old man walking down the road.
5. Another creeper.
At my 13th birthday party I was having a sleepover with some friends. We’re all female. About 2am I look up and some weird guy in a tux with a top hat and pasty skin is plastered to the window watching us. Screaming commenced. He unstuck himself and kind of skittered away to the middle of the backyard and stared some more, his shoulders hunched, until my dad came to find out why we were screaming.
6. Son repeats creepy warning.
I got this.
Our son at the age of three would wake up screaming in the middle of the night almost every night because “he didn’t want to go in the wall.”
He’s almost 5 now and the last thing he says to my wife and I before bed is “don’t go in the wall.”
He doesn’t wake up crying about it anymore though. Creepy.
7. Daughter says something ominous.
One morning I opened my eyes and my daughter is staring at my face and says softly in a monotone, emotionless voice “The king has returned”, turns around and walks out of the room. “WHAT THE FLUFF DOES THAT MEAN? WHAT KING?” It bothered the crap out of me. I threw off the covers and ran into the living room ready to do some kung-fu fightin’ in my boxers…she was watching The Lion King.
8. An attempted break-in.
After my wife had gone to sleep late one evening, I was watching a movie in the living room. I had turned most of the lights off, closed the curtains and the TV sound was turned down so nobody would wake up.
We had some break-ins in the neighborhood, so when I heard someone at the front door, I freaked out a little. When I went to look, nobody was there.
I went back into my seat and almost nodded off when I heard the door handle on the garden door move only a meter away from my chair. I walked to the window next to the door to peek out the window and saw three guys at the door, ski masks on and one of them had a crowbar in his hand. As soon as they saw me, they bolted out the garden, over the fence.
I slept very lightly that night, with a baseball bat and phone by the bed.
9. Ex-girlfriend breaks in.
Real life issue, totally non-supernatural. Long before I met my wife, I started dating this girl who was fun at first and then the crazy came out. I eventually broke it off. She kept calling and making up pretenses that we should get together.
One night it was, “I have some pictures I want to give you that were taken at my birthday.” I told her I didn’t want to see her and go to bed. I wake up in the middle of the night, sensing a presence in my room. I roll over to this dark figure looming over my bed and I start to freak. She’s suddenly trying to comfort me, telling me she just stopped over to bring me the pictures. My terror turns to rage and I tell her to GTFO. I follow her down and usher her out the door.
I lived in the ghetto at the time, actually still do, just different ghetto, and always locked the doors. I have no idea how she got in, but fortunately never spoke to her again to ask how.
10. Creepy crawling.
Several months ago my wife and I were sitting up watching some TV. After our kids had gone to bed. We heard our 4-year-old son’s bedroom door open and then the sound of him rapidly crawling down the hallway toward the living room. We figured he was trying to sneak up on us and doing poorly. My wife mouths “watch this” and gets up off the couch. She moves toward the hallway and pounces into the entrance to startle our son only to stand up looking confused. She looks at me and says there’s nobody there. We go into our son’s room and he’s knocked out. So of course we check on our daughters and they’re asleep too.
11. An unexplained “pressure.”
About 6 weeks ago we were lying in bed. My wife had knocked out already and my lab was lying in front of our bedroom door. Out of nowhere she (the dog) starts a low steady growl for no reason and keeps it up for a good 20 seconds or so before stopping.
Suddenly, I feel pressure and hear the top blanket make noise on my wife’s side of the bed as if someone is sitting there. There is enough light in my room that I can see my dog still in front of the door but staring at my bed.
After a few minutes the pressure shifts up, the blanket makes noise again, and I’m wide awake wondering what the fukk just happened. No I did not wake up my wife, did not need her needlessly freaking out.
12. Something that sounded like his mother’s voice.
I woke up one afternoon and went directly to use my computer. Couple of minutes later, I heard my mom called me downstairs so I said “yeah?” And didn’t get a reply so I just shrugged it off. An hour later I heard our backdoor open, so I went downstairs to see who it is and my mom and sister went in. They said they went to the mall to buy something this morning.
13. A black “hovering” image.
There was a whole week where things were being moved and lights were turning on and off by themselves. One night I wake up to myself saying “Go away” and there’s something black hovering above me. It just kind of drifted to the right and disappeared. Weirdest shyt ever. It didn’t come back after that.
14. A man’s reflection.
One day about a year ago, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom sink. I look down at the faucet and see a figure standing behind my reflection. I thought my hair was reflecting the dark shape, so I moved it back and turned around to see if there was anything there, and I didn’t see anything. I go back to brushing my teeth and look in the faucet reflection, and the shadow has moved to the corner of my room. It’s tall, like a grown man. It’s black, but not entirely. It looked like it had been charred or burned somehow. I freak out and turn around, there’s nothing in the corner. I am freaking out at this point, so I hurry up and brush my teeth as fast as I can. My curiosity gets the best of me, and I look in the faucet reflection again. This time, the shadow is gone, but there is a black shape hovering over the rim of my bathtub, and a black charred hand with long fingers lists itself up, and then disappears behind the tub. I’ve got quite a few stories from my creepy house if anyone would like to hear anymore!
15. A ghost warning them of a burglary.
When I was a kid one night we all woke up to the sound of our fire alarm going off. My mom ran to where the fire alarm was (right by the back door) and finds the back door swinging open. We had experienced a lot of haunting scenarios in the house (my sister saying a nice old man protected us while we slept) and we believe to this day that someone had broke in and the ghost set off the fire alarm to alert us.
16. An old lady standing at the edge of the bed.
My late father was a priest, and when I was ten and my brother and sister (twins) were four and a half, we lived in this old Victorian vicarage – still had the servants’ bells and everything. Anyway, one morning, my brother was sitting eating breakfast, and he just casually started talking about the “old lady” who always stood at the end of his bed; my dad did some investigating, and it turns out that back when vicars were wealthy enough to have servants a housekeeper passed away in that room…
17. A spongebob appearing out of nowhere.
Woke up at 3:30 am to go get some fruit roll ups from the pantry. As usual in winter the power was out and I had to use a flashlight. I lived alone so all noises and creeks scared the shyt out of me. Anyways i was walking down the hallway when I pointed my flashlight down my long ass narrow hallway, in the corner behind my fukking dinner table was a sponge bob pirate plushie staring me down. Note I don’t have kids, watch SpongeBob, let alone does anyone in my house. (Loner). So this freaked the shyt out of me I panicked and ran to my room and locked the door. I ended up passing out from the anxiety. Woke up at 9 and the doll was gone. Freaky as fukk. That thing is trying to kill me.
I also had experiences when I was young like 5-6 where I would see shadow people.
While googling "shadow people" I came across these stories.
1. Man breaks in and stares.
I hate writing this… still gives me the creeps.
I was like 12, and I was asleep in my family’s living room since I was sick and it was winter (My house has terrible insulation and my room was cold, family room was warm) So I was asleep and at around 2 in the morning, I’m woken up to the feeling that someone is right there. I always slept with a flashlight since I read, so it was in my hands and I turn it on and point it in the direction of where I thought the guy was. Right there, just a foot away from me, was a guy staring right into my face. The light hit his face and he turned and ran away. I let out a blood curling bloody murder scream and my mom and dad came running down stairs. Turns out he had freaking broken into our house and then stood there staring at me… 0_0 Shoot that still creeps me out.
2. Found a passed out drunk.
Was around 2002 I had just married my wife and we had just had our first baby. Bedroom door opened up and hit my wife’s side of the bed. Guess she went to get up for the baby in the middle of the night. She went to get out of bed and when she put her feet down on the floor she felt a body. She reached down and lifted a arm. She thought it was me on the floor at first then she reached over and i was asleep in bed. She started screaming I woke up. The guy passed out on our floor woke up. I chased him out of the house with a knife. Basically some drunk came in our house and passed out on our floor without our knowledge in the middle of the night. Totally fukked up.
3. Dog barking at something uncontrollably.
This is when I was in high school. I’m chilling in the living room with my dog sleeping by my feet watching TV. When suddenly, my dog jumps up and runs to the stairs, which are right off the living room. Now my dog would normally never bark unless the doorbell rang. This time he went into attack mode: growling, barking, his hair rising on end, then he would look at me trying to see if I would call him back. I was scared shytless, no one could have come home because you have to come through the living room to get the stairs so no one could sneak in. After a minute he would not let up he kept acting like something was there, just something I couldn’t see. I had to sit there as my dog was acting like he was ready to rip someone’s throat, until finally he walked back to my feet looking proud of himself. I like to think he scared something off that day, but I was very happy when we moved.
4. A peeping tom.
I lived at home. I was about 16. My parents left me at the house alone while they went out of town. We were from a small town and we had this one crazy old guy that was known as a peeping tom. Anyway, 16 year old me decided it would be smart to watch the shining alone. I’m like quarter way through the movie and I go into the kitchen to get a drink. I look out the window and a face is staring back at me. I lose it. I dropped my drink and ran to make sure the front doors locked, it was. I looked out my front window and saw the old man walking down the road.
5. Another creeper.
At my 13th birthday party I was having a sleepover with some friends. We’re all female. About 2am I look up and some weird guy in a tux with a top hat and pasty skin is plastered to the window watching us. Screaming commenced. He unstuck himself and kind of skittered away to the middle of the backyard and stared some more, his shoulders hunched, until my dad came to find out why we were screaming.
6. Son repeats creepy warning.
I got this.
Our son at the age of three would wake up screaming in the middle of the night almost every night because “he didn’t want to go in the wall.”
He’s almost 5 now and the last thing he says to my wife and I before bed is “don’t go in the wall.”
He doesn’t wake up crying about it anymore though. Creepy.
7. Daughter says something ominous.
One morning I opened my eyes and my daughter is staring at my face and says softly in a monotone, emotionless voice “The king has returned”, turns around and walks out of the room. “WHAT THE FLUFF DOES THAT MEAN? WHAT KING?” It bothered the crap out of me. I threw off the covers and ran into the living room ready to do some kung-fu fightin’ in my boxers…she was watching The Lion King.
8. An attempted break-in.
After my wife had gone to sleep late one evening, I was watching a movie in the living room. I had turned most of the lights off, closed the curtains and the TV sound was turned down so nobody would wake up.
We had some break-ins in the neighborhood, so when I heard someone at the front door, I freaked out a little. When I went to look, nobody was there.
I went back into my seat and almost nodded off when I heard the door handle on the garden door move only a meter away from my chair. I walked to the window next to the door to peek out the window and saw three guys at the door, ski masks on and one of them had a crowbar in his hand. As soon as they saw me, they bolted out the garden, over the fence.
I slept very lightly that night, with a baseball bat and phone by the bed.
9. Ex-girlfriend breaks in.
Real life issue, totally non-supernatural. Long before I met my wife, I started dating this girl who was fun at first and then the crazy came out. I eventually broke it off. She kept calling and making up pretenses that we should get together.
One night it was, “I have some pictures I want to give you that were taken at my birthday.” I told her I didn’t want to see her and go to bed. I wake up in the middle of the night, sensing a presence in my room. I roll over to this dark figure looming over my bed and I start to freak. She’s suddenly trying to comfort me, telling me she just stopped over to bring me the pictures. My terror turns to rage and I tell her to GTFO. I follow her down and usher her out the door.
I lived in the ghetto at the time, actually still do, just different ghetto, and always locked the doors. I have no idea how she got in, but fortunately never spoke to her again to ask how.
10. Creepy crawling.
Several months ago my wife and I were sitting up watching some TV. After our kids had gone to bed. We heard our 4-year-old son’s bedroom door open and then the sound of him rapidly crawling down the hallway toward the living room. We figured he was trying to sneak up on us and doing poorly. My wife mouths “watch this” and gets up off the couch. She moves toward the hallway and pounces into the entrance to startle our son only to stand up looking confused. She looks at me and says there’s nobody there. We go into our son’s room and he’s knocked out. So of course we check on our daughters and they’re asleep too.
11. An unexplained “pressure.”
About 6 weeks ago we were lying in bed. My wife had knocked out already and my lab was lying in front of our bedroom door. Out of nowhere she (the dog) starts a low steady growl for no reason and keeps it up for a good 20 seconds or so before stopping.
Suddenly, I feel pressure and hear the top blanket make noise on my wife’s side of the bed as if someone is sitting there. There is enough light in my room that I can see my dog still in front of the door but staring at my bed.
After a few minutes the pressure shifts up, the blanket makes noise again, and I’m wide awake wondering what the fukk just happened. No I did not wake up my wife, did not need her needlessly freaking out.
12. Something that sounded like his mother’s voice.
I woke up one afternoon and went directly to use my computer. Couple of minutes later, I heard my mom called me downstairs so I said “yeah?” And didn’t get a reply so I just shrugged it off. An hour later I heard our backdoor open, so I went downstairs to see who it is and my mom and sister went in. They said they went to the mall to buy something this morning.
13. A black “hovering” image.
There was a whole week where things were being moved and lights were turning on and off by themselves. One night I wake up to myself saying “Go away” and there’s something black hovering above me. It just kind of drifted to the right and disappeared. Weirdest shyt ever. It didn’t come back after that.
14. A man’s reflection.
One day about a year ago, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom sink. I look down at the faucet and see a figure standing behind my reflection. I thought my hair was reflecting the dark shape, so I moved it back and turned around to see if there was anything there, and I didn’t see anything. I go back to brushing my teeth and look in the faucet reflection, and the shadow has moved to the corner of my room. It’s tall, like a grown man. It’s black, but not entirely. It looked like it had been charred or burned somehow. I freak out and turn around, there’s nothing in the corner. I am freaking out at this point, so I hurry up and brush my teeth as fast as I can. My curiosity gets the best of me, and I look in the faucet reflection again. This time, the shadow is gone, but there is a black shape hovering over the rim of my bathtub, and a black charred hand with long fingers lists itself up, and then disappears behind the tub. I’ve got quite a few stories from my creepy house if anyone would like to hear anymore!
15. A ghost warning them of a burglary.
When I was a kid one night we all woke up to the sound of our fire alarm going off. My mom ran to where the fire alarm was (right by the back door) and finds the back door swinging open. We had experienced a lot of haunting scenarios in the house (my sister saying a nice old man protected us while we slept) and we believe to this day that someone had broke in and the ghost set off the fire alarm to alert us.
16. An old lady standing at the edge of the bed.
My late father was a priest, and when I was ten and my brother and sister (twins) were four and a half, we lived in this old Victorian vicarage – still had the servants’ bells and everything. Anyway, one morning, my brother was sitting eating breakfast, and he just casually started talking about the “old lady” who always stood at the end of his bed; my dad did some investigating, and it turns out that back when vicars were wealthy enough to have servants a housekeeper passed away in that room…
17. A spongebob appearing out of nowhere.
Woke up at 3:30 am to go get some fruit roll ups from the pantry. As usual in winter the power was out and I had to use a flashlight. I lived alone so all noises and creeks scared the shyt out of me. Anyways i was walking down the hallway when I pointed my flashlight down my long ass narrow hallway, in the corner behind my fukking dinner table was a sponge bob pirate plushie staring me down. Note I don’t have kids, watch SpongeBob, let alone does anyone in my house. (Loner). So this freaked the shyt out of me I panicked and ran to my room and locked the door. I ended up passing out from the anxiety. Woke up at 9 and the doll was gone. Freaky as fukk. That thing is trying to kill me.
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