Perfect Black Couple

[Mac Brown]

fukk this is almost exactly what happened to me with my first girlfriend

i met this chick at church. we start dating then she tells me she was fukking with a bunch of guys but now she different. my simp ass believed that.

At this point you should have slapped her with yo dikk and walked off like a man! And never had any other contact with this trollip again!

 

[Illuminatos]

I was all until i scrolled down and read the quote. Never fails . Then I saw this and couldnt make it past 2 minutes


This is why when people ask me about myfirst ex girlfriend / heartbreak I always recollect that experience with reverence and thank the universe that it wasnt worse. Every man on this earth needs to go through it at least once to see what these girls are really bout. You can tell this Michael dude is green as hell but hopefully it works out.

Lol this dude is a straight cornball. He's like a Chris Bosh and Tiger Woods hybrid without the money.

"If I had never experienced incredible heartbreak, sin and disappointment in relationships I was not meant to be in, then I wouldn't recognize how incredible of a man Michael is."

Wow, Michael lost

 

[Illuminatos]

One flesh = one bank account. I hope @michaeljpittmanlikes sharing ;) #NoPrenup

Get married at 21 brehs.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Ya'll need to leave homie alone, we went to the same school together...



Dude isnt gay, he was just the safe black guy who got along with everybody, I would just call it being socially adjusted in a cac dominated society. Homie is going to be real successful in the future... His younger brother better fits the stereotype of what a black male is "supposed to be."



Nah, bro had both parents growing up and his dad was one of the basketball coaches. His behaviours/mannerisms can't be blamed on growing up in a dysfunctional family... He's not from the gutter so he's not going to be suscipcious and distrusting of women, yet...

Fam you ain't put your boy up on game?

 

[↓R↑LYB]

it's not entirely the look, it's what she's saying. she said in the videos that she used to date random dudes and she wasnt so pure when she met her current man. code for she was fukking a lot of dudes and got tired of getting smashed and dashed.

now her current man didnt get to smash until marriage and theyre happily ever after. a lot of girls who sleep around have dreams of finding a the right simp who will give them a ring and disregard her pass.

many men think that the girl with her cleavage showing, ass hanging out, and high heels are the one who are promiscuous, but those girls just want attention. girls who have the good girl// girl next door look are the ones who have 3 dudes in rotation and get monthly trains ran on them.

And god bless them for it

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Get married at 21 brehs.

they're so fukked

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Ya'll need to leave homie alone, we went to the same school together...



Dude isnt gay, he was just the safe black guy who got along with everybody, I would just call it being socially adjusted in a cac dominated society. Homie is going to be real successful in the future... His younger brother better fits the stereotype of what a black male is "supposed to be."



Nah, bro had both parents growing up and his dad was one of the basketball coaches. His behaviours/mannerisms can't be blamed on growing up in a dysfunctional family... He's not from the gutter so he's not going to be suscipcious and distrusting of women, yet...

dude needs to smarten up big time though

 

[AAKing23]

Get married at 21 brehs.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

she gettin that thang knocked out by the Rondelle, the deacon and the nikka that play the drums who sell kush on the side

I swear some of y'all nikkas need to log off the coli and become comedians

 

[Illuminatos]

they're so fukked

I'm sure she wasn't talking about the credit cards when she said sharing.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

IDK breh. Not going to tell stories but IMO hoes are 50/50 just like regular women

Plus in any case any chick who puts her body on display egregiously, for any reason, prob shouldnt be dealt with

All the hoes I've ever met (the ones with 30+ bodies) NEVER dressed provocatively. Not a single one breh.

I can spot them broads immediately. They all got look in their eye when you talk to em

Matter fact this one girl I knew told me she had over 19 bodies before 19, met this nikka who she said treated her like a goddess, but wanted to break up with him because he only had sex with 3 people and she knew she was a hoe

Worst part is she asked me once why I never tried to fukk her, and she was with ole dude at the time

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

I'm sure she wasn't talking about the credit cards when she said sharing.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

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Lol at her hashtags on instagram

#marriedincollege
#stillhappywithmydecision


Still

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I hope @michaeljpittmanlikes sharing

Double entendre, don't ask her how

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

All the hoes I've ever met (the ones with 30+ bodies) NEVER dressed provocatively. Not a single one breh.

I can spot them broads immediately. They all got look in their eye when you talk to em

Matter fact this one girl I knew told me she had over 19 bodies before 19, met this nikka who she said treated her like a goddess, but wanted to break up with him because he only had sex with 3 people and she knew she was a hoe

Worst part is she asked me once why I never tried to fukk her, and she was with ole dude at the time

I been telling dudes if you at the club and looking for quick smash

Find the one that's dressed the least hoeish