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I give it five years. That puppy love ass nikka is gonna get turned ICE COLD. Lol at simping that hard for some used up p*ssy that other dudes got with one tenth of this dude's effort. What bible verse u gonna read when the jig is up nikka? The Old Testament I bet :mjpls:
men marry vaginas? I was under the impression they married women. Is the dude virginal?

I fail to see how a vagina has an expiration date but I do know men can become impotent after a time...that counts more towards expiration than anything.
 

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lmao right? i knew itd be something
 

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I was all :obama: until i scrolled down and read the quote. Never fails :mjlol:. Then I saw this and couldnt make it past 2 minutes


This is why when people ask me about myfirst ex girlfriend / heartbreak I always recollect that experience with reverence and thank the universe that it wasnt worse. Every man on this earth needs to go through it at least once to see what these girls are really bout. You can tell this Michael dude is green as hell but hopefully it works out.
 

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I was all :obama: until i scrolled down and read the quote. Never fails :mjlol:. Then I saw this and couldnt make it past 2 minutes


This is why when people ask me about myfirst ex girlfriend / heartbreak I always recollect that experience with reverence and thank the universe that it wasnt worse. Every man on this earth needs to go through it at least once to see what these girls are really bout. You can tell this Michael dude is green as hell but hopefully it works out.

"amanda got the hookups, i got the breakups"

i fukked up with this thread. :snoop:
 

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men marry vaginas? I was under the impression they married women. Is the dude virginal?

I fail to see how a vagina has an expiration date but I do know men can become impotent after a time...that counts more towards expiration than anything.
Well this man married a ho :sas1:
 

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Be oblivious brehs.

Shes that thot you went to school with who turned to Christ post hoeing. If it works, great. I, however, have my doubts that this isn't just a phase for ol girl.

You mean my sister :mjcry: She be trying to run this shyt to people like she some good Christian now. I be in the back at family functions like :mjpls:. She run her husband off every 6 months so she can go get some random and then suck him back in with my niece like. N"don't you want to be with your daughter?" :sas2: nikka always comes back. At least he don't have to pay child support and gets to see his daughter every day when he at the crib :sas1:.

Reformed Christians I tell ya. #newblack. #betamales. :ufdup:

"Why you go for rich girls and run from one to anther bro". I know how these girls b.:ufdup: I learned the game from the women first hand. I'm gonna win out in my situations :salute:

Good luck out there brehs. Don't trust em as far as you can throw them :banderas:
 
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