Personal Manifesto: Why I stan for Cena

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Okay with Bruce Blitz blowing a virgin nut Sunday on the hatred of Cena. I would like to respond personally why I like Cena and that is.

JOHN CENA IS *DEFFINATELY* WHAT THE WWE BLUEPRINT IS ALL ABOUT

This not of any offense to Stone Cold Steve Austin, but Vince's idea of WWE as I have stated before was not about the Brawling aspect of Wrestling. The reason why Stone Cold became very big was that it was needed to compete with WCW at the time. When WCW went under though, Stone Cold became tamed because Vince didn't need to get all gritty.

Being said though, it was hard for people to just give up what gave WWE the win over WCW. So the seeds were planted with OVW. Cena, Orton, Batista were all going to be the cornerstones.

The one thing that the Attitude era did do, was to smash the concept of Superheros. With the Internet, it became very hard to buy into Keyfabe because twists and turns used to be shocking because the dirtsheets would say.

Cena is able to blend in the wrestling nature of storytelling, with real life. He is a role model to kids, to have someone to look up to and emulate. Not to mention where people complain about the technical aspect, Cena is very serviceable as he takes great care of his body. Not to mention his finisher is very safe.

Now when Bruce Blitz went...
:stopitslime: "A firemans carry?" what about Bruno's bear hug, or Ultimate Warriors body splash? :yeshrug:

Any finisher that can be sold into a believable finish, and save wear and tear on your employees is piff. What about Jeff Hardy's swanton bomb, or Rey Mysterios's 619? Edge's spear? Benoit's suplex's and headbutt? Taker's piledriver? Ask them how their body feels without painkillers.

For the TAKER to use the tombstone his entire career? He wouldn't have the pleasure of MOTY matches with the GOAT or La Nariz and fulfilling the Kliq prophecy in his later stages.

Not only that, but you can easily buy into a comeback by Cena at anytime because he has the height and body to showcase it. My man Bryan cannot be able to hulk up or kick out at one because it's not believable.

I love Cena because you can honestly wish you could spend a day, and party with him at his crib. You know Cena would be downing a few beers because he lives that life but ain't going to send kids the wrong way with a picture.
 

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When I read the thread title I imagined it in multiple crayola crayons colors and as "Why I Stan John Cena by Mr Mushroom" :troll:

and breh.. this blatant nuthuggery is sickening, no Rock stan would ever go this hard :yes:
 
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