Personal Manifesto: Why I stan for Cena

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He can be pretty corny sometimes but I don't hate the guy. After watching Total Divas(You guys watch that shyt too :mjpls:) I found him to have a likable personality and he seems like an overall chill dude who genuinely loves to put smiles on kids faces. How can you hate on that man? :manny:. I get that he always wins but I also understand his demographic and message, also that he is a guy who has proved he can carry the workload and put the company on his back. Can't fault Vince for that :yeshrug:
 

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Party with Cena? I'd rather party with that Adam Rose guy, and he looks like he's the middle-man in a human sex trafficking ring. :rudy:
 

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Okay with Bruce Blitz blowing a virgin nut Sunday on the hatred of Cena. I would like to respond personally why I like Cena and that is.

JOHN CENA IS *DEFFINATELY* WHAT THE WWE BLUEPRINT IS ALL ABOUT

This not of any offense to Stone Cold Steve Austin, but Vince's idea of WWE as I have stated before was not about the Brawling aspect of Wrestling. The reason why Stone Cold became very big was that it was needed to compete with WCW at the time. When WCW went under though, Stone Cold became tamed because Vince didn't need to get all gritty.

Being said though, it was hard for people to just give up what gave WWE the win over WCW. So the seeds were planted with OVW. Cena, Orton, Batista were all going to be the cornerstones.

The one thing that the Attitude era did do, was to smash the concept of Superheros. With the Internet, it became very hard to buy into Keyfabe because twists and turns used to be shocking because the dirtsheets would say.

Cena is able to blend in the wrestling nature of storytelling, with real life. He is a role model to kids, to have someone to look up to and emulate. Not to mention where people complain about the technical aspect, Cena is very serviceable as he takes great care of his body. Not to mention his finisher is very safe.

Now when Bruce Blitz went...
:stopitslime: "A firemans carry?" what about Bruno's bear hug, or Ultimate Warriors body splash? :yeshrug:

Any finisher that can be sold into a believable finish, and save wear and tear on your employees is piff. What about Jeff Hardy's swanton bomb, or Rey Mysterios's 619? Edge's spear? Benoit's suplex's and headbutt? Taker's piledriver? Ask them how their body feels without painkillers.

For the TAKER to use the tombstone his entire career? He wouldn't have the pleasure of MOTY matches with the GOAT or La Nariz and fulfilling the Kliq prophecy in his later stages.

Not only that, but you can easily buy into a comeback by Cena at anytime because he has the height and body to showcase it. My man Bryan cannot be able to hulk up or kick out at one because it's not believable.

I love Cena because you can honestly wish you could spend a day, and party with him at his crib. You know Cena would be downing a few beers because he lives that life but ain't going to send kids the wrong way with a picture.
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Cena is held to a different standard in the eyes of the IWC, especially comparing him to an internet darling

people have made up their mind they are not going to cheer for him, no matter what he does. There's no convincing them otherwise.

You can tell they want to cheer for him though, thats why they want him to turn heel so badly.....I guess females aren't the only ones who love bad boys :mjpls:
 
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I never realized about his finisher being something that can go long term.

Im still a firm believer that Cena doesnt want to be some spotlight hog but he also isnt gonna pass the throne over to some undeserving superstar (like CM Punk)
 

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I never realized about his finisher being something that can go long term.

Im still a firm believer that Cena doesnt want to be some spotlight hog but he also isnt gonna pass the throne over to some undeserving superstar (like CM Punk)

Think about it DBG :mjpls: A fireman's carry... your basically doing a squat. It saves the neck from damage and the spine. Hogan has had about 5 Spinal Surgerys because the legdrop while not as big as a spear, fukked up Hulk's spine because the mat is unforgiving. The best Finisher that is convincing/safe, a Lariat/Clothesline.
 

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Think about it DBG :mjpls: A fireman's carry... your basically doing a squat. It saves the neck from damage and the spine. Hogan has had about 5 Spinal Surgerys because the legdrop while not as big as a spear, fukked up Hulk's spine because the mat is unforgiving. The best Finisher that is convincing/safe, a Lariat/Clothesline.
JBL looked like he legit killed alot of people...even Adam Rose looks like he took a few heads off
 

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Lol@Cena having the body to believable. .If he wrestled the ways that Danielson and KENTA, that dude be Edge status right now.
 

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Think about it DBG :mjpls: A fireman's carry... your basically doing a squat. It saves the neck from damage and the spine. Hogan has had about 5 Spinal Surgerys because the legdrop while not as big as a spear, fukked up Hulk's spine because the mat is unforgiving. The best Finisher that is convincing/safe, a Lariat/Clothesline.
That Rollins longevity because he uses the Curb Stomp! :ohhh:
 
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