Pet Peeves

[THE MACHINE]

Let's take some time to name some pet peeves

If i'm already at the elevator and pushed the up/down button, i don't want to see you look at the light, then go press the button too. I already pressed it, pressing it again because my press wasn't good enough? foh

another

Cashier: That'll be 8.12
Me: Gives a 10$
Cashier: You don't have .12?

 

[Silkk]

Traffic
"Hey" text messages

 

[Commish]

I have a few..

Traffic and driving habits from people who drive the freeways of Southern California/greater Los Angeles Metro Area:

1. People who drive slow in the far left lane(just right of the carpool lane)!

2. People who will drive up to an excess of 100 mph in and adjacent lane, passes you, merges to the lane you are driving in then HIT THEIR BRAKES! Now, all of the sudden, they want to follow all traffic laws while brake skating for 20 miles +!

3. People who drive in the car pool lane, crosses double solid lines into the left lane instead of the designated broken line, get in front of you and do what was said in #2

4. People who drive erratic, don’t signal when changing lanes and refuse to yield to people coming onto the freeway.

5. Rubberneckers!

6. People who tailgate! Especially people who drive BMWs, Full size Trucks/lifted Trucks, Any Dodge or Chevy sports car and people who drive either old model cars or cars who have major repair damage(front in/rear in)

7. People who flash their headlights at you so you can move over for them instead of changing lanes, speeding up and getting in front of you while refusing to maintain the speed that got them in front of you to boot.

8. People who drive mini vans, luxury cross over SUVs, any Toyota that isn’t a truck, KIA Optimas, Volvos, Subarus and people with handicapped symbols on license plate driving in far left lane/carpool lanes.

9. People who recklessly drive, cutting you off and almost hitting you.

10. All of the above


To be continued...

 

[Eddie_1100]

People who don’t watch where the fukk they goin (almost ALWAYS white people), particularly in airports. I’m at the point where I just bulldoze through, legit almost knocked an old bytch on her ass the other day, deadass walked right into me


I’m done being the bigger person when it comes to entitled white folk.

 

[bangbreh]

Loud for no good reason ass people

 

[Mike Nasty]

Left lane poaching dikkheads. Luckily there's always another dikkhead driving even slower in the left lane to allow me to sail on by all of you in the right lanes.

 

[Address_Unknown]

Gay guys that are loud and flamboyant with their mannerisms and speech. I straight up left a Michelin rated steakhouse's waiting lobby off the strength of this wild mango ass nikka,

snapping his fingers every 5 minutes and talking in that exaggerated stereotypical gay tone they do at times. I ain't homophobic, but if you wearing your sexuality regardless of what it is, on your sleeve that loud, I ain't want to be around yo ass.

People that litter when it's so easy to hold your trash and find a garbage bin. I was never a big captain planet fan, but there's something about looters and polluters that just make me sick. I straight up kicked a dude out of my car; as in literally haul him out when he tossed an half eaten plate of food with a beer out my rear passenger side window cause he was finished eating. Like for real motherfukker, we live here.

nikkas that block grocery aisles by just standing in the middle and watching shyt on the shelves. Like the choice should be simple, motherfukker. You came in the aisle for aspirin. Get your brand, or compare them on the side,

I'm trying to pass so I can acquire some prophylactics; GET THE fukk OUT OF THE WAY. It's worse when you meet TWO people in mid conversation doing the same shyt, sorta recreating one of them human gates you gotta bypass to get into low income high rise buildings. You know they engineer grocery aisles to be small like that to aggravate you on purpose, right? There's Literature on it.

People that call me by my first name AFTER we've already started a conversation. Like why the fukk you addressing me again for? You're speaking to me and I know what my name is. So do you;

why repeat it again? But to be honest they normally only do this type of shyt when they're showing annoyance of some kind. I dunno, the shyt IRRITATES THE fukk OUT OF ME....

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

People who ask a question, and while you're giving them the answer they proceed to talk over you or cut you off. If you don't wanna listen to the answer then don't ask the question.

I used to work in sales (wireless) back in the day, and the amount of people who would do this was astounding. I'd be answering their question on a Blackberry's features which they asked about and they would cut me off and go in another direction. Wild shyt.

 

[King Khufu]

People that do grimey shyt and act like I'm suppose to rock with it because I know them. Nah, fukk that! #StepOff!

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

People in the middle of store aisles with carts, usually white, who see you coming, and force you to say "excuse me".

People who don't put the bar down on the grocery belt, so you can start putting your groceries up

People going door to door to try to get you to change household utlility companies

Going to black events, and the chairs and tables aren't even set up, and NO sense of urgency to get started

A lack of conjunctions in speech and text

Laying your clothes on the bed, and the cat sits on them

People not clearing the time on the microwave

Going out to dinner with a group, and ONE person wants to order dessert, delaying the check

Riding with your friends, and they want to stay somewhere EXTRA late, and you have to wait to get home, because you didn't drive

Styes on eyes

Litter on the ground

Parents letting their kids run around stores and office lobbies

Cashiers trying to have a conversation with you

Talking and any plot in porn. Just get to business.

Companies not having prices on their website, and wanting to call you to sell their services, or asking your budget. Just tell me how much. If it's over my budget, I'm not going to magically get the money because of your sales pitch,



That felt great!

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

People that litter when it's so easy to hold your trash and find a garbage bin. I was never a big captain planet fan, but there's something about looters and polluters that just make me sick. I straight up kicked a dude out of my car; as in literally haul him out when he tossed an half eaten plate of food with a beer out my rear passenger side window cause he was finished eating. Like for real motherfukker, we live here.

I once saw a COP flag down the ice cream truck, get soft serve, and throw the napkin on the ground. I was furious!

 

[THE MACHINE]

People who hover around during lunchtime for 20 minutes trying to get someone to grab something for them.

All that waiting, you could’ve been back by now

 

[THE MACHINE]

Ladies, please make up your damn mind when ordering food

Asking the waitress 21 questions about stuffed shrimp

 

[⠀X ⠀]

When I go on a date and don't get no p*ssy.

 

[Conscious Pilot]

People who call you and when you answer they’re having a full blown conversation with someone else.

Like don’t fukken call me if you talking to someone you with